Day: April 21, 2025

On Saturday I went to the Courthouse in Missoula to observe the stupid people who want NO KINGS. I was packing my megaphone and wearing a bright red t-shirt with a well-known eccentric from Missoula’s recent past. My plan? To use my megaphone to shout a propaganda slogan that might make our local liberals less stupid.

Here’s the slogan: BEWARE THE SHERIFF OF NOTTINGHAM; THE NATIONAL PUPPET IS NOT YOUR ENEMY!

Since my TALE OF TWO DUIs sign is loud enough I successfully abstained from using amplification to tell this crowd how dumb I think they are. When I saw one of my favorite cops, Bob Franke (sorry Guy), I showed him my sign and told him NOT to worry about my black amplified UZI megaphone because I had decided NOT to use it. Bob agreed there was a “good vibe” going with the unspoken consensus between us that were I to use my amplified free speech maker, the good vibe would suddenly become less so.

Here’s the hunch I was operating on: this crowd would NOT appreciate what the first amendment is supposed to protect were I to start telling them how the Missoula County Sheriff’s Office has euthanized and executed two black men in their own backyard. How many of these people even KNOW the name of their Sheriff?

Sure, these well-meaning citizens want their illusions back and I don’t blame them. I’ve been troubled since the passing of the Patriot Act that America has been in a post-Constitutional crisis, but that was a LONG time ago. Unfortunately, from my observations, Americans don’t have the attention span or the cognitive powers to rise above the two-party con they are emotionally invested in, and the result is what I saw on Saturday.

Another idea I had that thankfully didn’t materialize was using my black UZI megaphone to play a terrible song I had just written that morning about Little Tim. The lyrics to this song are some of the most disturbing rhymes I’ve ever written, and that’s saying something. Here’s the tune that I hope you DO NOT enjoy!

Does the Constitution protect me? No, thanks to my judge, Mandamus Shane–who is too busy protecting the retards with badges in Mineral County–I can’t write about a certain non-profit panhandling Missoula for money to SPRINT drug addicts into housing so they can destroy an INTERIOR space instead of our precious outdoor environment.

Instead, what I CAN write about is how the politician who revived the program that that non-profit suckles on, known as Project Safe Neighborhood, was ALSO the politician who helped suppress the FBI’s role in the bombing of the Federal building in Oklahoma City. Here’s a screenshot for context:

Was anyone at the NO KINGS “protest” on April 19th cognizant of what happened that day 30 years ago and how the official narrative, like most official narratives in this retarded country, is a steaming pile of horseshit? No, because thinking is dangerous, and thankfully Democrats have been conditioned to not think too critically, lest they wake up to the total scam of our two party political system.

If you DON’T think our two party system is a total scam then you aren’t watching Montana Democrats support a corrupt REPUBLICAN because he’s part of their own stable of political cucks who have actively torpedoed the Republican agenda in Montana. Even Darrell Ehrlick seems annoyed at this bullshit (emphasis mine):

Liberals in the Montana Senate sure have a funny way of rewarding the guy who tormented them and blocked their legislative plans for years.

Besides sympathizing with a man who has seemed to frustrate them for years, the Senate Dems’ moves backing former Senate Majority Leader Jason Ellsworth, R-Hamilton, suggest they’ve decided to jump head-first with him in a mud bath of dirty politicking.

Yep, with the help of 9 Republicans, Democrats will make sure that virtually nothing of substance gets done amidst one of the most severe property tax squeezes homeowners have ever had to endure in this state. It’s almost enough to inspire the sentiment FUCK ‘EM ALL.

Though this sentiment is tempting for a political cynic like myself, I’m doing my best to enact a different approach by asking myself WHAT WOULD JESUS DO? Would Jesus tell his little girl NOT to attend church service because the Christians at First Presbyterian are a bunch of worthless hypocrites who only pay lip-service to Jesus? No, I allowed her attendance, because she asked me directly, which is more than I can say for the sad woman I was married to for two decades.

Later today Missoula’s alleged leaders will be meeting to provide our STATE OF COMMUNITY, an event I got arrested at last year due to the restraining order lawfare I’ve been subjected to for the last two years.

Is Missoula still retarded? Yes, Missoula is definitely still retarded, but thanks to all the kangaroos involved in dispensing what they call “justice”, I’ll be somewhere FAR FAR away from that retarded scene thinking about dead popes, risen Jesus’, and the poor citizens in this little valley who don’t seem to understand what is REALLY going on here.

Thanks for reading!

There’s been a little talk lately about “socialist bullshit”. With Bernie Sanders’ recent visit to town, the little spasm of organized resistance to the current shape of things at the federal geopolitical level has shouldered its way to the forefront of local political discussion. As attentive readers have no doubt noticed, I value the reflexive rejection of prescribed paradigms. What does that mean in less pretentious language? I think that broad ideologies are a fucking trap and with the sophistication of modern mass media propaganda and brainwashing, terms like “socialist”, “conservative”, and “democracy” are functionally meaningless.

There’s a temptation to try to use a broad-stroke narrative to make sense of an exponentially more and more bewildering world. It makes a certain sense from the citizen civic engagement standpoint. Real people rarely have the time to research every goddamn candidate in every goddamn election, so assuming you still engage with the placebo of voting, having a D or an R next to a candidate’s name and hoping that will give you some useful understanding of the direction they want to take your town or your state or your world… well… its tempting.

(By the way, the placebo effect is a measurable improvement over zero treatment, so maybe chew on that “voting is a placebo” metaphor for a minute. Shit’s got layers man.)

What the fuck does all this have to do with Daniel Carlino? I’m glad you asked. I was risking getting off on a rant there.

So when unabashed contrarianism controls your life and you’ve abandoned the guidance of political parties, left-right political spectrum, and respect for law and order, the natural reaction is to look to what practical chances you have to fuck with the power structure whenever it effects your life directly.

In my case, I had a little legal trouble brewing with the city… They kept threatening to start issuing fines and citations if me and my people kept conducting public demonstrations of ecstatic music and dance on Missoula’s streets. And I kept threatening to sue the motherfuckers if they tried it, because a few years ago I went and established a nonprofit religious corporation so our little weekly demonstration of performative freakdom would be legally recognized as a church.

There was one particular police sergeant who really got a bug up his ass about us showing up downtown with amps and drums and flamethrowers and shit every week. My paper shield of us being a church kept him at bay for a couple years, but once he got promoted to lieutenant, officer asshole thought he finally had the sway to shut us down for good.

Well fuck him. I went over his head. 100 or so emails back and forth with the chief of police later, I decided the best way to put lieutenant limpdick in his place was to change the law he thought he could use to stop us (a seldom used law that’s meant to be used to keep people from driving around with trucks blaring advertisement from loudspeakers, but which the cops were trying to use to shut our static performance down).

So I called my city council person. Both of them. They ignored me. Typical government experience. But I kept calling city councilors. And I found one that was actually interested in constituent service. One who (like me) felt like the mayor and the city council had been presenting a too united a front and ignoring their citizens for too long. That City Councilor is named Daniel Carlino.

Councilman Carlino listened to my proposal and said it was a good idea. He said he read the law they were threatening to cite us under and didn’t think it reasonably applied to us, so he said he’d push a bill through the city council to amend the ordinance in question.

And he fucking did it. I called an elected official. Told them the law was wrong and he fucking changed it.

See that text in the middle that’s in red and crossed out? Those are the six words Daniel Carlino changed in the Missoula Municipal Code so that my church was free to practice in peace.

That was over a year ago and we haven’t had a cop step foot on our little island since.

That’s the way government’s supposed to work. Elected officials are supposed to listen to their constituents, see where laws are being applied in a useless or harmful manner and fucking fix it. And he did it.

I don’t give a fuck if the kid’s a socialist, a nationalist, a national socialist, a Whig, a Torrey, or a fucking pescatarian. All I give a shit about is that I think the Mayor and the City Council are a tight knit little club of backroom dealing cocksuckers, and if there’s one or two people on the council that regularly vote differently then the rest of them, then I’ll take what I can get.

There’s a big motherfucking problem in fringe political action to shit on the slightly-less-shitty politicians because said politicians are painfully wrong and stupid about one thing or another. There’s not a human on this Earth I agree with about every single thing, and if there was I’d have to change a couple of my opinions to argue with that disagreeable motherfucker. There’s not a single politician in this hell-on-Earth that’s much better than “kinda shitty”, but a “kinda shitty” socialist cuck type who helps me fuck the law while its trying to fuck me? Well that motherfucker’s a hell of a lot more worthwhile in my book than the rest of his cohort.

A lot of otherwise intelligent people have a tendency to shoot themselves in the foot by vocally decrying the usefulness of a politician just because they’re full of shit about one thing or another. We’re all full of shit about one thing or another, and that applies double to politicians. When one’s worth working with, criticize them for the individual issues that piss you off, don’t throw out the baby with the bathwater, and don’t shoot yourself in the head because big scary buzzwords like “socialism” put asses in seats.

Better red than dead!

– Freeman Tao

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