Cognitively Impaired Protestors, Dead Popes, And Risen Jesus’ – by Travis Mateer

On Saturday I went to the Courthouse in Missoula to observe the stupid people who want NO KINGS. I was packing my megaphone and wearing a bright red t-shirt with a well-known eccentric from Missoula’s recent past. My plan? To use my megaphone to shout a propaganda slogan that might make our local liberals less stupid.

Here’s the slogan: BEWARE THE SHERIFF OF NOTTINGHAM; THE NATIONAL PUPPET IS NOT YOUR ENEMY!

Since my TALE OF TWO DUIs sign is loud enough I successfully abstained from using amplification to tell this crowd how dumb I think they are. When I saw one of my favorite cops, Bob Franke (sorry Guy), I showed him my sign and told him NOT to worry about my black amplified UZI megaphone because I had decided NOT to use it. Bob agreed there was a “good vibe” going with the unspoken consensus between us that were I to use my amplified free speech maker, the good vibe would suddenly become less so.

Here’s the hunch I was operating on: this crowd would NOT appreciate what the first amendment is supposed to protect were I to start telling them how the Missoula County Sheriff’s Office has euthanized and executed two black men in their own backyard. How many of these people even KNOW the name of their Sheriff?

Sure, these well-meaning citizens want their illusions back and I don’t blame them. I’ve been troubled since the passing of the Patriot Act that America has been in a post-Constitutional crisis, but that was a LONG time ago. Unfortunately, from my observations, Americans don’t have the attention span or the cognitive powers to rise above the two-party con they are emotionally invested in, and the result is what I saw on Saturday.

Another idea I had that thankfully didn’t materialize was using my black UZI megaphone to play a terrible song I had just written that morning about Little Tim. The lyrics to this song are some of the most disturbing rhymes I’ve ever written, and that’s saying something. Here’s the tune that I hope you DO NOT enjoy!

Does the Constitution protect me? No, thanks to my judge, Mandamus Shane–who is too busy protecting the retards with badges in Mineral County–I can’t write about a certain non-profit panhandling Missoula for money to SPRINT drug addicts into housing so they can destroy an INTERIOR space instead of our precious outdoor environment.

Instead, what I CAN write about is how the politician who revived the program that that non-profit suckles on, known as Project Safe Neighborhood, was ALSO the politician who helped suppress the FBI’s role in the bombing of the Federal building in Oklahoma City. Here’s a screenshot for context:

Was anyone at the NO KINGS “protest” on April 19th cognizant of what happened that day 30 years ago and how the official narrative, like most official narratives in this retarded country, is a steaming pile of horseshit? No, because thinking is dangerous, and thankfully Democrats have been conditioned to not think too critically, lest they wake up to the total scam of our two party political system.

If you DON’T think our two party system is a total scam then you aren’t watching Montana Democrats support a corrupt REPUBLICAN because he’s part of their own stable of political cucks who have actively torpedoed the Republican agenda in Montana. Even Darrell Ehrlick seems annoyed at this bullshit (emphasis mine):

Liberals in the Montana Senate sure have a funny way of rewarding the guy who tormented them and blocked their legislative plans for years.

Besides sympathizing with a man who has seemed to frustrate them for years, the Senate Dems’ moves backing former Senate Majority Leader Jason Ellsworth, R-Hamilton, suggest they’ve decided to jump head-first with him in a mud bath of dirty politicking.

Yep, with the help of 9 Republicans, Democrats will make sure that virtually nothing of substance gets done amidst one of the most severe property tax squeezes homeowners have ever had to endure in this state. It’s almost enough to inspire the sentiment FUCK ‘EM ALL.

Though this sentiment is tempting for a political cynic like myself, I’m doing my best to enact a different approach by asking myself WHAT WOULD JESUS DO? Would Jesus tell his little girl NOT to attend church service because the Christians at First Presbyterian are a bunch of worthless hypocrites who only pay lip-service to Jesus? No, I allowed her attendance, because she asked me directly, which is more than I can say for the sad woman I was married to for two decades.

Later today Missoula’s alleged leaders will be meeting to provide our STATE OF COMMUNITY, an event I got arrested at last year due to the restraining order lawfare I’ve been subjected to for the last two years.

Is Missoula still retarded? Yes, Missoula is definitely still retarded, but thanks to all the kangaroos involved in dispensing what they call “justice”, I’ll be somewhere FAR FAR away from that retarded scene thinking about dead popes, risen Jesus’, and the poor citizens in this little valley who don’t seem to understand what is REALLY going on here.

Thanks for reading!