Dexit the Party, Kids

by William Skink

Liberals are lashing out over the Brexit vote, which would be amusing if the situation wasn’t so dire. Predictably they are scapegoating the intolerant right for the vote because they can’t see decades of failure from their own sellout to the neoliberal agenda as laying the groundwork now being taken advantage of by rightwing politicians in Europe.

Maybe they’re angry over their sad little hope that the Bernie insurgency would nudge Clinton and corporate Democrats back to the left. Yeah, like that was ever going to happen. But instead of attacking their Queen, they are attacking lowly bloggers who dare to try and understand the populism their party is assiduously ignoring, like when Democrats rejected a platform proposal opposing free trade:

Democrats on Friday voted down an amendment to the party’s platform that would have opposed the Trans-Pacific Partnership trade deal, avoiding an awkward scenario that would have put its statement of values at odds with President Barack Obama.

Members of a Democratic National Convention drafting committee defeated a proposal led by Rep. Keith Ellison, D-Minn., that would have added language rejecting the Pacific Rim trade pact, which has been opposed by presidential candidates Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders.

The panel, which is developing the party’s platform ahead of next month’s Philadelphia convention, instead backed a measure that said “there are a diversity of views in the party” on the TPP and reaffirmed that Democrats contend any trade deal “must protect workers and the environment.”

Hillary Clinton isn’t going to allow any of Bernie’s leftist contagion to infect what is already coded in her DNA. So now that the great capitulation has begun, with Bernie acknowledging he will vote for Clinton, what remains to be seen is how many will hold their nose and go along with the charade. With even platform battles being lost, look for the number of former Bernie supporters telling Democrats to fuck off to increase.

That is the sentiment I happily direct to wankers like Pete Talbot, who had this to say on the Brexit thread:

Always good to see you siding with Swede, Eric and the nationalists, Skink. The majority of those voting to remain in the EU were the educated young. Those voting against would be your Trump types. Spot on analysis as always.

This ignorant comment is indicative of the liberal state of mind trying desperately to calm itself by assuming everyone who voted for Brexit is an immigrant-hating white nationalist, then using the tactic of guilt by association to shame those linking this vote to a rejection of neoliberal globalization.

To help RD readers understand this warped worldview, there is always Counterpunch to the rescue. I suggest the article The Neoliberal Prison: Brexit Hysteria and the Neoliberal Mind.  Here is a taste:

The enraged liberal reaction to the Brexit vote is in full flood. The anger is pathological – and helps to shed light on why a majority of Britons voted for leaving the European Union, just as earlier a majority of Labour party members voted for Jeremy Corbyn as leader.

A few years ago the American writer Chris Hedges wrote a book he titled the Death of the Liberal Class. His argument was not so much that liberals had disappeared, but that they had become so coopted by the right wing and its goals – from the subversion of progressive economic and social ideals by neoliberalism, to the enthusiastic embrace of neoconservative doctrine in prosecuting aggressive and expansionist wars overseas in the guise of “humanitarian intervention” – that liberalism had been hollowed out of all substance.

Liberal pundits sensitively agonise over, but invariably end up backing, policies designed to benefit the bankers and arms manufacturers, and ones that wreak havoc domestically and abroad. They are the “useful idiots” of modern western societies.

Yep, and now these useful idiots are trying to exploit Brexit to get rid of Corbyn, while in the states those educated young people Talbot admires in Britain for being “smart” enough to vote to remain in the anti-Democratic EU are getting a good education on how worthless American Democrats have become.

It didn’t have to be this way. In the late 90’s there was plenty of leftist opposition to globalization, which culminated in Seattle in 1999. But by that time the Clinton sellout of the Democratic party had been completed, so the only thing left to do was make sure nothing resembling the left could ever find a foothold with Democrats ever again.

And they did a good job when, ten years later, the Obama regime coordinated national and state resources to smash the Occupy movement. Now with immigrants flooding Europe from the chaos of the “humanitarian interventions” criminals like Hillary have championed, a different political sentiment is popping up to fill the vacuum left by Democrats shunning the left.

This shouldn’t be surprising. But for political somnambulists singing lesser-evil lullabies, maybe it is a rude shock that someone like Trump could break out of the Republican cage to outmaneuver Democrats on an issue like trade. While Democrats can’t even substantively impact their own platform on the issue of free trade, Trump has openly criticized deals like NAFTA and the new round of coming trade deals, like the TPP, that will once and for all kill national sovereignty and enshrine corporate interests for decades to come.

So what are spineless Democrats going to do about this? Keep shooting messengers like me for pointing out the obvious? What will they say to the educated youngsters when even the platform battles are lost? Sorry kids, now just do what you’re told and vote Clinton because the mangled apricot hellbeast is on the other side of the ticket.

The Brexit vote should be a tremendous wakeup call for Democrats, but it won’t be. They told the working class to fuck off decades ago, and now they are busy excluding any whiff of populism the party has left:

Despite its claims to want to unify voters ahead of November’s election, the Democratic party appears to be pushing for an agenda that critics say ignores basic progressive policies, “staying true” to their Corporate donors above all else.

During a 9-hour meeting in St. Louis, Missouri on Friday, members of the DNC’s platform drafting committee voted down a number of measures proposed by Bernie Sanders surrogates that would have come out against the contentious Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP), fracking, and the Israeli occupation of Palestine. At the same time, proposals to support a carbon tax, Single Payer healthcare, and a $15 minimum wage tied to inflation were also disregarded.

In a statement, Sanders said he was “disappointed and dismayed” that representatives of Hillary Clinton and DNC chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schulz rejected the proposal on trade put forth by Sanders appointee Rep. Keith Ellison (D-Minn.), despite the fact that the presumed nominee has herself come out against the 12-nation deal.

Disgusting, yet wholly predictable. I hope the kids see this and Dexit this pathetic political party.

Flight of the Mangled Apricot Hellbeast

by William Skink

Posting may be light next week. I will leave you with a little bit of fiction derived from two unrelated stories. I imagined a brief scene featuring a certain presidential candidate on his way to a bizarre pagan ritual christening a tunnel in Switzerland that boasted heads of state in attendance:

Attended by Europe’s most powerful people, the opening ceremony of the Gotthard Base Tunnel in Switzerland was a dark, disturbing, weirdly satanic ritual. Here’s a look at another celebration of the occult elite.

Measuring over 57 km and costing over 11 billion Euros, the Gotthard Base Tunnel is world’s longest and most expensive tunneling project in History. Going through the Swiss Alps, the tunnel took 17 years to complete and is said to be a symbol of European unification in a context of rising nationalism and closing borders.

To celebrate the inauguration of this tunnel, an elaborate ceremony was presented in front of European dignitaries such as Chancellor Angela Merkel of Germany, President Francois Hollande of France and Italian Prime Minister Matteo Renzi. While most would expect an up-beat, celebratory ceremony, guests were rather treated to a disturbing show orchestrated by German director Volker Hesse, where a man dressed as a goat presided a strange ritual.

Instead of his given name, I chose to use some colorful names from the purely distilled disdain of our comrades across the pond to describe America’s next president.

Enjoy!

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As the plane lifts off, the mangled apricot hellbeast removes the nubile Romanian sex slave from his limp appendage.

“That was wonderful, just wonderful. Now shoo!” The evil cockwomble commands. The nubile Romanian sex slave, courtesy J., disappears behind a thick, red velvet curtain.

When the plane hits cruising altitude, another woman emerges, this one in short plaid skirt and old-style stewardess hat pinned to a bun of blond hair.

“Sir, a gift from the Prime Minister.” The woman produces a small vial of red liquid for the bestial shitgibbon smirking like a boy who has just raped a nun.

“That’s great, just great.” He says, snatching the vial. “I haven’t fed since Scotland.”

Before the incompressible jizztrumpet can feed, his phone rings. It’s the master of ceremonies for the tunnel ritual.

“Hey Francis, sorry I didn’t RSVP for the tunnel-suite package. I’ve been busy making America great again. I know, I know, they have no clue. Anyway, I’ll be landing in a few hours. Yes, three of them. I will, thank you.”

The tunnel ceremony is just a fun bit of theater. The real consecration will come after, for the initiated. Soon, he thinks, we will be in His presence once again.

Poem for Concerned Globalists

Brexit, that was brilliant
now the banker wankers bawling
and fretting that a Frexit will
keep the EU falling
the globalists are nervous
more killing or more stalling?
the propaganda’s failing so
more people problem solving
and by “solving” you know I mean
populations soon dissolving
to more manageable levels
trains: prepare for hauling!

–William Skink

Brexit!

by William Skink

Wow, Brexit! I must admit I’m a bit shocked Brits voted with their middle finger today to leave the EU. No, that’s not the shocking part. Didn’t British sycophants of unelected banksters have a way to fix the vote? I guess not. Again, wow.

So now what? Financial armageddon? Will some kraken-like beast rise from the sea to smite the British Isles for this terrible transgression against the Euro project?

There will most certainly be turmoil in the markets. I wonder how drunk David Cameron is right now. Are the globalists nervous? There is a scary tide of nationalism coming, and it could shatter the EU. Maybe destroy NATO, if we’re lucky.

I guess using the Jo Cox assassination to depict those who supported a Brexit as murderous Neo-Nazis didn’t work. None of the scare tactics worked. Obama inserting himself into this debate didn’t work, and neither did a last minute Bono offensive sprinkled with a little Liam Neeson imploring voters to remain. What is Scotland going to do now?

A lot of questions with no clear answers. Tomorrow, the clamor to understand what this means will begin in earnest.

And don’t expect the scare tactics to stop. This is a huge setback to the globalist agenda. They won’t take this smack in the face without a fight.

Wow.

Woman Released Hours After Judge Gives Her 30 Days

by William Skink

I’m confused. I heard on Montana Public Radio that a woman who cursed out a judge would be required to spend 30 days in jail. Multiple news sources reported this. Here is the Missoulian:

A Missoula woman will be behind bars for at least one month after cursing and shouting insults at a judge.

KGVO-AM reports that 30-year-old Tiffany Ortega had appeared in court via video from the Missoula County jail on DUI and careless driving charges.

Judge Karen Orzech had started asking questions when Ortega became verbally abusive toward her.

Orzech had initially given Ortega a two-day jail sentence and set her bail at $5,000, but she added more time after Ortega continued cursing and made an obscene gesture.

The problem? Ortega is not in jail. How do I know this? I spent a few minutes checking out the Missoula County Inmate Information Portal where I learned that despite driving under the influence, careless driving, a felony probation violation and the criminal contempt charge, Ortega was released from jail just hours after flipping out on the judge.

Why was Ortega released after the judge and multiple media sources reported she would spend a month in jail? What does the judge think about this? What kind of message does this send to the woman about consequences if the authority of the judge can be so quickly undermined?

I wonder, is this a result of the overcrowding crisis at the jail? Maybe some reporters can, you know, report on this shit accurately so we can understand why an unstable woman who put other lives at risk by driving under the influence, then displayed contempt for the judge, is out of jail hours after being told she would be in jail for a month.