by Travis Mateer
With same kind of morbid fascination that compels motorists to scan the highway for human carnage while passing a vehicular accident, I’ve been scanning social media for evidence of the terrible, horrible, no good very bad racist things perpetrated against Indigenous peoples by the band formerly known as War Pony. That is, beyond the atrocity of naming their band WAR PONY.
Well, I finally found it. Below you will see CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE that a talented band was rightfully removed by the Checota-controlled ZACC. Ladies and gentlemen, I offer you exhibit A in the woke trial against the band formerly known as War Pony:
Boom! Case closed, obviously. Great job, Checota-controlled ZACC, it’s very clear to me why Missoula has so amazingly thrived, musically speaking, under the tutelage of Lord Nick and company. We are SO LUCKY!
If you can’t discern the sarcasm, maybe a little tune imploring Missoula to NOT go full retard is in order.
Am I handling my pre-trial stress well? Judging by the expansion I’ve been working in my Lego World, I’d say I’m dealing with my pre-trial stress about as well as a Gonzo journalist facing extreme retaliation can without the self-medication of alcohol to soften the blows.
If you’d like to help me out during my struggles, Travis’ Impact Fund (TIF) is one way do it. Other ways would be doing your part in keeping Missoula from going FULL RETARD.
Thanks for reading!
