by Travis Mateer
After a long day of slamming Dandelion root tea to dissolve the kidney stone I thought was an appendicitis, some asshole I’ve apparently written about, but didn’t recognize, decided 10:30 at night in a pizza shop was the place to tell me I deserve I had everything I had coming to me.
Here’s the brief footage I finally took when I got tired of this asshole and his clear refusal to file a butthurt report on himself, which I suggested he do if he had a problem.
The most notable part of this clip isn’t how quickly this critic walks away, it’s how his commitment to avoiding the lens of the camera requires leaving his lady friend lagging behind. If I get another chance to meet this critic, I’ll ask him to introduce me to his lady friend.
This obnoxious interaction highlights my need, for security purposes, to have a better system for documenting my movements in this town as I play this game of Smashy Road that is my life.
If you’d like to contribute to my fund for new tires and an ER bill, Travis’ Impact Fund (TIF) could really use a donation.
Thanks for reading!
Corn silk helps the stone pass too