On Turning First Responders Into Panhandlers And Cub Scouts Into Meat Shields As Budget Season Heats Up

by Travis Mateer

How shall our elected leaders keep the decorum muzzle on public animals like me, who persist in howling at their full moon faces while they blink in silent annoyance at the noise?

Would you believe me if I told you the new meat shields being deployed as the rationale for tightly enforcing decorum rules are fucking CUB SCOUTS? I shit you not, people, and with my potty mouth declare THIS IS BULLSHIT!

Maybe I can find a hint of what’s transpiring inside this old cub scout book, pictured above.

The conversation around the proposed amendment to rule 4 on Wednesday morning was no LARPing pantomime. As Councilperson, Gwen Jones, slyly referenced, a member of the public faced FELONY charges not that long ago for his use of the public’s right to comment on elected officials use of PUBLIC MONEY.

After this special, early-morning session of the Budget and Finance Committee, I tried engaging the panhandling first-responders who filed in and took their seat in the back of chambers behind me, but they mostly had their collective game-face on. I guess the indignity of panhandling local officials for MORE money, because the general fund has a giant TIF-created hole in it, takes a lot of energy and concentration.

The Public Safety, Health and Operations Committee got started at 9am, and I ALSO had my game-face on as I waited for our Mayor to turn on my microphone. Listen all the way to the end so you can hear my laugh at the direction from Gwen Jones for the public to call 911 if they see crimes being committed. Because that shit is HILARIOUS!

After making my public comment, I went to see how my windows are coming along at the Mexican restaurant that needed $50,000 in TIF money in order to look fucking awesome. What do you think, Missoula?

I stopped at another business, since I’ll be hopefully needing their services soon, and did my public education spiel about TIF and the drug crisis pretending to be a homeless crisis. Then I moved along to see how my bank project for First Security Bank is coming along, since even BANKS need our public money in order to build-out their bricks-and-mortar banking infrastructure.

One of the points I made in BOTH public comments (you can find public meeting info here) is that our treatment options for addiction services are CRAP across the entire state of Montana, so maybe those crap-options should be assessed before putting another mill (this is a term used for a fiscal bandaid that allows local money-addicts to increase their supply beyond state-imposed caps) on the taxpayers over-burdened backs.

I mentioned specifically the transformation of Recovery Center Missoula into a group-home type model, and how that change, if true, will reduce in-patient options for addicts. Does anyone care? I sure fucking hope so.

I’m glad Cub Scouts were brought into this conversation because it’s good to be reminded that there are people who lack life experiences and therefore need our guidance and protection as they learn about the world they were thrust into.

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Heat Is Hot, And So Is Sex Work!

by Travis Mateer

I took this picture on Sunday evening and the billowing stuff in the sky is NOT clouds, but smoke from a fire, something that happens with alarming frequency this time of year in Montana.

For the Week in Review post on Sunday, I showed Zoom Chron readers how the Missoulian does AMAZING reporting about heat being hot, including how those without homes are being negatively impacted.

Well, thanks to Twitter, I see we have MORE amazing reporting from the Missoulian about the summer heat. It’s so amazing I don’t even think you need to read the article because just the image and the headline is enough:

Yes, this bear looks very relaxed, but is it as relaxed as the customers of Lavender Body Work?

A tipster told me this innocuous looking business may fit the pattern illicit massaging going on in Zoom Town. What pattern?

Well, first Soul Massage got busted, then the wheel came off my vehicle while I was driving it, which led to my speculation regarding the type of relaxation methods being utilized at BZ Spa (on a side-note, I’m still driving that loner vehicle–thanks Lithia!).

Since that reporting, I must have inspired some citizen curiosity, because the tipster not only got curious about this business open late on a Sunday night, he even went to check out the rates and it’s only $60 bucks for 30 minutes. What a great deal! And, if this review online is accurate, you even get to use the shower afterward!

I’m sure the owner of this commercial business, Liu Wan, does great work. Here is some of the Montana Cadastral info that’s publicly available:

It would be irresponsible of me to make the leap from these data points that some kind of “happy ending” massage business is going on at this location, so if our over-burdened law enforcement would like to check it out, I say GO FOR IT!

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