by William Skink

if I was Luigi
in pixels I would ride
proudly shooting red shells
with Biden at my side

our enemy is Koopa
a reptilian, Russian spy
and loyalist to Putin
who wants us all to DIE!

Joe, I would say
you gotta take the shot
sorry, he replies, but
Princess Peach is HOT!

damn it Joe, I know, 
but that is why we lose
so put her peaches down
you know how quick they bruise

then I'd shake my head
and give a little laugh
shushing Joe's protests
as I pat him on the back

Joe, we're in the Big Leagues now
you gotta step it up
eat this magic mushroom 
and drop that evil smut

NO, Joe replies
my brain might be Swiss cheese
but I know who I serve
and who I have to please