by AA (anger alchemist)
Hello, and welcome to a pilot that is destined to become a movement: THE ANGRY WHITE GUY WORKOUT SHOW.
If you have a garage (which of course you do, you privileged asshole) then please join me there to transform your anger into a productive workout. Maybe I’ll even share some hints about navigating life as an angry white guy.
NOW, LET’S GET PUMPED!!!
by William Skink
Donnie D., this tangent rip is really, truly some crazy shit Biff is traveling with almanac as Bowie's Tesla tips the hat Sabrina's coven significant? alien/demon immigrants? don't worry, zombies, it isn't real like kids for them NO sex appeal so hush and let the robots buzz your silly research--they own the fuzz but go ahead, you rogue P.I. and trace the contours of the eye eye-licious Billie, she's up next so many willies they need to hex to keep us humans from making home they frazzle drip adrenochrome I know, I know it sounds insane seeing fiction as plans made plain but that's the brilliance; their karma trick a dark arts loophole to avoid the pit