by William Skink
I’ve got a good post coming tomorrow, but I keep breaking my own rules to mitigate anger by taking peeks at Twitter, and the poem I wrote today seemed tailor-made for smug MFers like CNN’s Jake Tapper, who had this to tweet:
Jake, and all his fellow corporate cum-buckets in corporate media, THIS POEM IS FOR YOU!
UNITY neoLIB and neoCON hand in hand now nothing wrong hooray they say the ORANGE MAN GONE! our schemes are safe our empire, strong ends achieved forget the means you stupid bumpkins now take a knee and if you don't we'll test your path for psycho tendencies with triad math see them cheering? that's our tribe masks on faces day and night masks all plastered alone in cars quick submission they beg for bars but not the kind where the merry meet to act like humans to eat and drink no, No, NO! that will not do we cannot risk even ONE ACHOO! so stay inside and stay away from other humans night and day and if you don't the tech will know and quickly report you to Grandpa Joe