by William Skink
Amazing job, Democrats.
After the dossier and Russiagate and Ukrainegate and Impeachment and the bulk of legacy media censoring a relevant news story, you finally got rid of Trump.
Your spite and disdain and piles of mail-in votes inched that wrinkled husk with cottage cheese brains over the electoral college finish line. Yippee!
Now we can all await the inevitable stroke that will give us President Copmala, putting the white fist of fascism back in its smooth, brown-suede glove.
Congrats.