by William Skink
I get that Montana Democrats know a thing or two about death, having recently been slaughtered at the ballot box in every single state-wide race by double-digits, but does that warrant its shrill mouthpiece LARPing as reporters claiming Republicans are killing Americans and Montanans every day?
I am especially worried about all the people who handed Republicans in Montana such decisive victories. Do these people know they voted for killers who might kill them? Or are they ALSO KILLERS, rampaging across the blood-red killing fields of rural Montana, bare-faced and frothing for their Trumpifier to suck on?
In this dire situation of life and death, with death being dealt exclusively by Republicans, how are Democrats going to defend themselves? They don’t have guns, political power, or a uniform at the other end of a 911 call willing to come to their rescue.
So what are they going to do?
One idea is to solicit funds so they can hire free lance writers so they can get the word out on social media that Montana Republicans are trying to kill Montanans. I need to take some notes on how to make an eloquent money-ask like this:
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Wow, powerful stuff. And here I had to move MY DONATION ASK to my about page because the formatting screwed with my sidebar widget.
If I survive the efforts of Republicans to kill me, I will put any donations toward fortifying our liberal stronghold against the Republigoth hordes clamoring at our gates to murder us with their stupidity and indifference.
As we enter this DARK WINTER, may the light of Joe Biden shine like a beacon of hope and change that you can definitely this time totally believe in.