On Fixing My Frightening Blight Plight – by Travis Mateer

The only thing sillier about this image is the fact it’s based on a “real” image rendered for the Missoula Redevelopment Agency showing a “real” use of Tax Increment Financing, which I brought attention to on Thursday in my unique retard-maxxing way.

Below are images of what spending $55,000 on plants will look like, the words rationalizing this expenditure, then my comment after that.

Since I don’t have the ability to declare my life blighted in order to get a cash infusion of Tax Increment Financing, I’m going to offer viewings of my living space tomorrow, September 19th, which is also my birthday. Starting at 4pm, at … (text 406-529-1655 for details), local supporters of my work can stop by, provide a cash donation, then enter my domicile where a fallen Lego world struggles with its terrible, terrible leadership.

In addition to viewing Lego art, supporters will also receive a Zine featuring all the poems that have gotten me into the most trouble. I also have some new poems I’m working on, like this one about blight, written by me and performed by Pirate Booty:

So come on by and see what your favorite broke-ass citizen journalist is up to on the eve on his biggest post about WHY Sean Stevenson had to die and WHO I think are the people most responsible for setting up his death and maintaining the coverup after.

That post will drop Monday.

Thanks for reading!