Before retirement Guy Baker was the kind of detective who knew all about selling and buying young girls. In fact, he even knew that the market trend in 2024 for selling young girls was to get them younger and younger, according to our young-girls-for-sale expert:
“There are a lot of people out there who are trying to exploit women but younger and younger seems to be more common now than it used to be,” said Baker.
After this quote Baker goes even further to demonstrate his expertise by showing the reporter how easy it is for a “customer” to find a piece of young ass to buy:
Baker says that victims of sex trafficking usually meet with “customers” up to three times a day.
The percentage of sex trafficking victims range between 80% to 85% female.
During our interview with Baker, he showed us just how easy it is for someone to open their phone, and find sex online.
He says that runaways are a particular risk because they don’t have a plan for life on the streets.
“Runaways make up a large portion of American Minors who are subjected to child pornography and sex trafficking,” said Baker.
I don’t think Guy Baker is smiling in this picture because of the young girl trend. More likely he’s smiling because the trend in local media, like the Missoulian, is to fawn over a guy like Guy, calling him “tall and friendly” when they finally reported Baker’s retirement months after I first reported it:
Baker, tall and friendly, is known for taking on some of the most violent crimes in the region over the last 35 years with the Missoula Police Department. He’s the third generation of his family to work in law enforcement in this corner of Montana. When you add up his grandfather’s, his father’s and his own years on duty, he’s going out on 100 years of Baker men wearing the badge. In an interview last week, he said that timing was more poetic than it was planned.
One of those violent crimes that Baker supposedly “solved” was the brutal beating death of Lee Nelson, a well-known local homeless man who Guy Baker said had two different types of distinctive head wounds despite the wounds being made by the same alleged weapon, which was a bat. It was around this time I started thinking maybe those rumors I had been hearing about Baker all those years working at the homeless shelter were true.
(notice the very serious look of Missoula’s bathroom judge as he looks at Guy Baker holding a dick-shaped microphone)
Right before the sentencing part of Lee Nelson’s murder trial, the Missoula County Attorney’s Office tried making me a part of their case, but I told Caitlin Creighton NO, then I wrote about it. While those who hate-read my every word might find it hard to believe, as recently as 2023 my presence was NOT deemed altogether criminal by the local powers that be. Hell, even the Missoulian thought I was photogenic enough to capture for some clicks!
Honoring murdered homeless men by discerning the actual truth of their deaths has not been a successful career choice for me. Is that because I got interested in the ones murdered by the Missoula County Sheriff’s Office?
I am, though, deeply heartened by the impressive skillset of Sheriff Petersen’s Sheriff Office to determine my precise address, since there was some apparent confusion over the matter of where I’ve been living since upgrading from the lived experience of urban box truck camping. Hmmm.
Before I get more curious about the skillset of Sheriff Petersen’s Sheriff Office I should probably address the question posed by the title of this post, and I will address it by saying this: I can’t say. And any image suggesting Baker has been hired by a politician is AI slop, obviously.
Thanks for reading!
