It’s ok to love bullshit, Missoula, so stop pretending you want anything else.
Is there a new beer to write about at The Pulp? There sure is. How about KGVO reporting on Montana’s favorite breakfast cereal? Yep! Obviously, this is the kind of information that we need to know in order to successfully navigate an increasingly confusing world.
Right?
Well, I’m not here to shovel more bullshit into your stupid ear holes because that’s what paid journalists get paid to do. I’m here to say, out loud, what you already know to be true: until the Epstein class is dealt with, everything we are being told right now about our world is TOTAL BULLSHIT!
Take one of the Democrats running for the U.S. Senate, Alani Bankhead. Who the fuck is this woman? And, is she really waging a genuine war against child sexual abuse, like she says she’s been doing for many years?
Is this bullshit?
It sure smells likes bullshit to me, but that’s because I know, and have written about, Democrat Sheriff of Missoula, T.J. McDermott, who was ALSO a part of the Internet Crimes Against Children task force around the same time he was in close proximity to the Epstein adjacent Deutsche Bank retiree, Klaus von Stutterheim.
When I see law enforcement angling to become politicians by promoting their careers fighting these types of crimes, I now lean towards interpreting this as examples of cynically using taxpayer-funded law enforcement jobs to obtain valuable kompromat, then leveraging this kompromat to operationalize and monetize a political grift.
The other option is politicians mean what they say, and Alani Bankhead really is “fighting for us, against the MAGA agenda”.
I don’t know who still needs to hear this, but we’re not voting our way out of this bullshit. Meaningful voting requires voters to know real shit, not bullshit, but my humble efforts to do that at the local level have been very effectively restrained. That’s why I’m legally forbidden from even attending the City Club media bullshit event, brought to you by ALL the regular corporate and non-profit bullshitters I’ve been calling out for years.
One of the speakers at the upcoming City Club Bullshit Summit (CCBS) next month, John Adams, had his outlet, the Montana Free Press, recently report on how retarded Montana voters are, and by retarded I mean that a vast majority of people asked apparently have no fucking clue who any of these jokers running for Montana’s Senate seat are.
A majority of voters couldn’t identify the race’s four Democrats either. Reilly Neill, a former state representative with the most name recognition of the Democrats, couldn’t be identified by 60% of voters. Meanwhile, roughly 70% of voters couldn’t place Democrats Alani Bankhead or Michael Hummert.
The 2026 race for Senate is just the third in 50 years without an incumbent. Republican U.S. Sen. Steve Daines withdrew his candidacy minutes before the filing period ended and shortly thereafter endorsed Alme, who also received President Donald Trump’s endorsement. Alme, a two-time Trump-nominated U.S. attorney for the state, raised close to $1 million in the first quarter of fundraising, according to Federal Election Commission financial filing. Roughly 16% of voters said they had a favorable impression of him, the same percentage that indicated no opinion of him, while 24% of voters said they viewed Alme unfavorably. Among Republicans, 29% said they viewed Alme unfavorably, 48% said they didn’t know him and 21% said they had no opinion.
Yeah, it’s all bullshit, and if the Massie Op didn’t convince you, nothing will.
To remind readers what calling out bullshit looks like, this post from May 17th offers LOTS of context on the Epstein class tentacles that have infiltrated Big Sky Country. Too bad this reporting has come at such a steep price.
Thanks for reading!