Reading A Labor Day Poem In Front Of A Bank Just Before Getting Semi-Jokingly Threatened For My Money By Homeless People

by Travis Mateer

It’s true, just after recording my Labor Day poem in front of Stockman’s Bank, I heard “give me all your money!” so I looked up and luckily recognized two of the three homeless men strolling drunkenly down the sidewalk.

I think they were kidding. Or they recognized me and decided not to mug me. Either way, it was good to retain the few dollars I have in my wallet! Enjoy the holiday, Missoula!

Labor Day, morale is low
at the bagel shop 
no labor showed
but I saw him
and he saw me
and we conversed 
while we're still free
to examine how
the law pretends 
they are NOT steroid
finger men
but worthy of a deep respect
behind the shield?
we're left to guess

what motivates 
the Teflon vests?
a high desire
to do their best?
or violent fun
and getting famous 
while Gonzo Googles 
old Mandamus?

simple slogan conservative minds
bumper sticker for strong blue lines
while Red Rant Joe channels V
to civil war with Q belief

your alphabet
is fucking dumb
you worship moons
and kill for suns
all for what?
to anchor names?
transform your flesh
to immortal stains?

Labor Day, morale is low
at the bagel shop
no labor showed
but I saw him
and he saw me
and we conspired
while we're still free
to examine how
words abuse
offering choices
you cannot choose

so refuse!

Was The SWAT “False Alarm” A Training No One Knew About?

by Travis Mateer

On August 31st I spent some time with my partner-in-investigating-crime scoping out the periphery of an incident involving the deployment of SWAT. Here is how one local news source reported what happened:

UPDATE, SEPT. 1:

Information that led to SWAT response on W. Broadway St. in Missoula Wednesday night has been confirmed to be unfounded.

SWAT cleared the scene around 11:00 pm Wednesday.

The Missoula Police Department says additional information will continue to be investigated.

No additional information has been released at this time.

While conventional media waits around for additional information to be released, I stopped by the Red Lion and was told that, yes, the massive police response to the “unfounded” person barricaded in room 212 was, in fact, a training.

I was further told that, although a brief heads up had been given earlier in the day, the sudden response by law enforcement, including flash-bang grenades, was a bit of a shocker to staff and guests alike, including one person who allegedly had a PTSD response.

If the Missoulian wants to do more than throw chokecherry shade on the information blackout they’re getting from local authorities, then send a reporter out to ask some questions. I didn’t go to J-School, but I think that’s how it’s done.

Maybe they’ll get some pushback from upstairs, or regional, or wherever the publisher of the Missoulian now resides. If that happens then editor, Rob Chaney, should tell them a local, unpaid blogger is actually questioning authorities, like Sheriff Mike Toth, and the Missoulian had to change a headline last month as a result.

Getting back to the SWAT incident that may or may not have been a training exercise, some other details worth noting from my source include the assertion that, despite having a set of master keys, the door to room 212 was damaged. I asked who would pay for the damage, and the staff said that was a good question, because no one has offered to pay.

To confirm this detail, I went back later and took this picture:

The other detail was the SECOND person in the “barricaded” room apparently left the room–before this law enforcement showdown with the door–without being seen by authorities, who were posted in their vehicles in a wide perimeter around the building. I saw some of this directly that night, including a uniformed officer with a flashlight apparently looking for someone in a building across from the hospital.

My partner asked an interesting question: has this incident hurt business? No, we were told, quite the opposite. In fact, someone asked specifically for this room BECAUSE OF this incident. Isn’t that curious? What does that say about the clientele?

In summary, it appears that law enforcement, across multiple jurisdictions, planned a training, gave minimal notice to the private business this training targeted, then proceeded to cause property damage after letting one of the pretend perps escape on a bike.

Oh, and then they lied to the media about it. If I’m wrong, I hope I’ll get a response to this email I just sent:

I know what you’re thinking, why no City Council members cc’d on this email? Well, since I know how much they love hearing directly from the public, I’ll wait for the next City Council opportunity to provide public comment.

Meanwhile, maybe someone who actually gets paid to report the news will do their job and figure out if trainings are being sneakily planned and carried out with unnecessary risk to the public.

Thanks for reading!