Activate Dark Brandon Song!

by Travis Mateer

Here is the song no one asked for, but I made anyway! Enjoy!

activate Dark Brandon?
I laugh and laugh and laugh
half the country terrorists?
fucker, do the math

black and red color scheme
high chancellor would be proud
military backdrop
dangerous, dumb, and loud

oh no Joe, cognition slow
the anger builds and builds 
how much more can we take?
have we had our fill?

de-activate the thermostat 
the emergency is here
Poland hopes for lumps of coal
while psychos harvest fear

energy what will it cost?
how will we survive?
algorithm secret sauce
directing every eye

nothing lasts forever
they took the Bill of Rights
and put it to the flame of
their ungodly light

Odd Fellows and Stone Cutters and
Rosy Temple Dicks
roll around upside down
beneath the crucifix

you have not ascended 
beyond what's good and bad
just hatred for your mother
and anger toward your dad