by Travis Mateer

How is your Friday going?

Mine is pretty good, much better than the woman I recorded earlier today.

It began with an audible commotion I heard while walking around downtown.

The noise was coming from a woman pushing a grocery cart full of non-grocery items. Her male partner was NOT being loud, and eventually sat down at a bus stop while she continued screaming about making people cum, simulating male-masturbation techniques, and ranting about a Mexican girl in a red bandana.

I didn’t see any machetes on her, so I think her risk of being gunned down is minimal. What I DID see is that my filming of her rant got her attention, so after I stopped recording I told her that her yelling was going to make other people uncomfortable, so if she didn’t want to talk to cops, she should chill the fuck out.

You’re welcome, Missoula.