Not A Weed Fan

by Travis Mateer

How is your Friday going?

Mine is pretty good, much better than the woman I recorded earlier today.

It began with an audible commotion I heard while walking around downtown.

The noise was coming from a woman pushing a grocery cart full of non-grocery items. Her male partner was NOT being loud, and eventually sat down at a bus stop while she continued screaming about making people cum, simulating male-masturbation techniques, and ranting about a Mexican girl in a red bandana.

I didn’t see any machetes on her, so I think her risk of being gunned down is minimal. What I DID see is that my filming of her rant got her attention, so after I stopped recording I told her that her yelling was going to make other people uncomfortable, so if she didn’t want to talk to cops, she should chill the fuck out.

You’re welcome, Missoula.

About Travis Mateer

I'm an artist and citizen journalist living and writing in Montana. You can contact me here: willskink at yahoo dot com
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