by William Skink
I am VERY saddened to announce I do NOT live in Dave’s district. I was SO hoping to give our community LINCHpin a run for his money, after all he did for my kids and the functionally obsolete bridge they used to travel over to get to school.
I guess that frees me up to compose odes to our community LINCHpin, which I did recently as the skies kept a steel cover over the valley.
Dave is linchpin, it is true a fastener from me to you umbilical our tax blood flows choo-choo training from head to toe without Dave it falls apart public legs and private hearts without his pin pushed in our hole his usefulness could not be sold linchpin Dave no twist and shout private hands squeeze public cows applying pressure until they spurt now C'MON, public, BACK TO WORK! if you do you'll get a shot at loving Dave's linchpin A LOT an extra service he provides while shifting talk from public eyes