Biomilq, Brought To You By Benevolent Billionaires

by William Skink

We have a problem.

Some women can’t breastfeed their babies and because they can’t breastfeed their babies they use formula and making formula takes carbon and carbon is bad so…BIOMILQ!!!

What is BIOMILQ you ask? I’ll let The Science Times explain it:

A new and better breast milk alternative has arrived, and it claims to be helpful for the environment as well. The U.S. firm, BIOMILQ, is artificially producing human breast milk from cultured human mammary epithelial cells to be commercially available to consumers.

This is so exciting! And it’s getting the financial attention from some very wealthy and important people:

The start-up company has received $3.5 million from an investment fund that is co-founded by Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, Richard Branson, and Mark Zuckerberg. The fund was established to help prevent the ill effects of climate change brought about by carbon emissions.

If you are suspicious of any of this you are a paranoid conspiracy theorist who will need a looooong time at the reeducation camps before the vaccines are ready.

Roundup

by William Skink

Not much to write about today. The kids are going kayaking and I’m going target shooting in the woods.

I’m also working on finishing up some poems for my upcoming WELCOME TO THE COVAXICON. Here’s the latest, enjoy!

ROUNDUP

I’m a mower over clover
where wobbly bees explore
fucked up on Glyphosate
and unprepared for war

I’m narrative anesthesia
with a Super Hero dick
high on strokes of ego
want to take a lick?

I’m a made-up plastic world
bought with paper cash
fake on top of fake on top of
my real caucasian ass

which is privileged, to be sure
and I should say, well armed
with mower blades and rhymes to say
yet little food to farm