Biomilq, Brought To You By Benevolent Billionaires

by William Skink

We have a problem.

Some women can’t breastfeed their babies and because they can’t breastfeed their babies they use formula and making formula takes carbon and carbon is bad so…BIOMILQ!!!

What is BIOMILQ you ask? I’ll let The Science Times explain it:

A new and better breast milk alternative has arrived, and it claims to be helpful for the environment as well. The U.S. firm, BIOMILQ, is artificially producing human breast milk from cultured human mammary epithelial cells to be commercially available to consumers.

This is so exciting! And it’s getting the financial attention from some very wealthy and important people:

The start-up company has received $3.5 million from an investment fund that is co-founded by Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, Richard Branson, and Mark Zuckerberg. The fund was established to help prevent the ill effects of climate change brought about by carbon emissions.

If you are suspicious of any of this you are a paranoid conspiracy theorist who will need a looooong time at the reeducation camps before the vaccines are ready.

About Travis Mateer

I'm an artist and citizen journalist living and writing in Montana. You can contact me here: willskink at yahoo dot com
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