Super Bowel Open Thread

by William Skink

Alex Jones is predicting that Lady Gaga will be conducting a satanic ritual at today’s Super “Bowel”.

This is entirely plausible considering Gaga’s role as high priestess in the Illuminati’s entertainment industry.

Football is the perfect sport for a less-than-innocent nation that has its share of professional killers.

Enjoy the game!

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7 Responses to Super Bowel Open Thread

  1. secret society avocados from Mexico–they are hiding in plain sight!!!

  2. JC says:

    Stupor Bowl. Modern day version of chariot races in Constantinople from a millennia and a half ago — not much has changed. The circus factions’ Green vs. Blue, as the Nika Riots sputter in the wings. Wonder if our so-called president will enter the Hippodrome and take his place in the Kathisma?

    I don’t have TV, so this will have to do for me, as far as venting the pressures of a society ready to blow!

  3. Big Swede says:

    How dare the NFL put up stadium walls and keep out people who didn’t buy a ticket.

  4. Eric says:

    It’s a great game – you don’t need a TV to watch the game – not with a bar on every corner in Missoula !

  5. I have seen a lot of Superbowls, and remember quite a few that were blowouts. When that happens viewers tune out, and even the people at parties are playing cards or maybe even changing channels. Advertisers, who pay top dollar, don’t like that. I imagine they pressured the league – give us a TV show! Since the NFL is one team with 32 uniforms, and since green is the only color, they obliged. We will script our games to keep viewers involved throughout the entire game. I didn’t pay attention before but the last three all show signs of scripting, some of it blatant. Imagine Cam Newton fumbling, and not trying to recover the fumble. FOotball players are instinctive. He was crying inside. “I was told I have to do this!” Look at all the bad play calls.

    Even low information fans are scratching their heads.

  6. steve kelly says:

    Few noticed the NFL Patriots hoisting the WWE champions belt at their celebration in Boston. Same business model, different attire. Wouldn’t surprise me if Trump has one tucked away somewhere in the White House.

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