Just a few months ago the FBI was making international headlines for its use of an animal shelter in Billings, Montana, to destroy meth. What could go wrong?
Fourteen staff members at a US animal shelter have been taken to hospital after the FBI used an incinerator at the facility to burn two pounds of seized methamphetamine.
Staff and some 75 cats and dogs were evacuated from the Yellowstone Valley Animal Shelter in Billings, Montana, when the building filled with smoke on Wednesday.
The incinerator is usually used by animal control officers to dispose of euthanised animals, but local authorities said it can also be used by law enforcement to burn seized narcotics.
After this amazing fuck-up residents of Billings should be a little weary about the new FBI field office opening up–the first in Montana since the Federal Bureau of Investigation closed its Butte office. Here’s what our Governor thinks the FBI will be helping with:
Gov. Greg Gianforte says having an office in Billings instead of Salt Lake will make a big difference in fighting crime.
“These resources are critical for murdered and missing indigenous children, for tracking the cartels, for getting fentanyl off the street. Having a law enforcement, FBI office here in Billings is going to help us make Montana safer,” he said.
To bolster the new Republican WAR ON DRUGS that Trump is fighting by blowing up Narco-boats, conservatives are lining up with law-and-order hardons to LARP for their favorite agency. My favorite local cop-boosting media outlet, KGVO, is taking the hint and printing hilarious TOUGH-COP content like this:
Whether or not you were ever on board for the “war on drugs”, one thing’s for sure: drug dealers know no boundaries and don’t care where they do business. All they care about is doing business.
But that ain’t happening here; not on the watch of Montana law enforcement.
Actually, KGVO, it IS happening here, so why print such easily refutable bullshit? Is it because our Attorney General, Austin Empty-Hat, is gonna be the BIG DOG for Republican AGs across the country?
In a statement, he said next year’s election cycle is significant, given that more than half of the nation’s attorney general seats are up for election. Montana’s AG seat is not up for election next year.
“I am honored to be selected by my colleagues to lead the Republican Attorneys General Association during the most critical year in our organization’s history. Next year, we’re facing 30 AG races which means we must build upon 2025’s record fundraising to ensure we have the necessary resources to defend incumbents and take advantage of opportunities to grow our majority,” stated Knudsen. “As Republican Attorneys General, we are both Freedom’s Frontline and America’s Last Line of Defense. To successfully answer that call, we’ll continue to work with the Trump Administration to preserve, promote, and protect America’s future while also keeping our communities safe from threats of liberalism and lawlessness.”
In lawless Missoula, where KGVO also regularly prints articles like this one about people stealing from businesses over and over and over again, the strategy to explain this will mirror the strategy of local officials when it comes to explaining tax increases–IT’S SOMEONE ELSE’S FAULT!
For the badges in Missoula, they primarily blame local judges for the revolving door of drug addicts committing crimes, but another option for local badges is to whine about not having enough technology toys to play with. Well, if enough dumbasses in this town vote, local cops will get an entire tech-trailer to play with. Isn’t that cool, Missoula?
The Missoula Police Department can use your help, and all it will take is for you to cast a vote.
The Missoula Police Department has been selected as one of five finalists nationwide for SUMURI’s 2025 “SUMURI Gives Back” program, and has the chance to win a brand-new, dual-boot PALADIN TALINO forensic workstation.
According to a press release from Officer Whitney Bennett, from the Public Information Office of the Missoula Police Department, Missoula is currently in second place with nine days left in the competition.
The forensic workstation is cutting-edge technology used to process child exploitation cases, investigate violent crimes, recover stolen data, and support complex digital investigations.
Sure, this will make our local cops SUPER cops, right? Too bad with all the tech toys and multiple agencies involved, it still took law enforcement OVER A WEEK to find that dude in Anaconda who fled the scene of the quadruple homicide in his underwear.
Maybe this tech-trailer will help the Missoula County Sheriff’s Office finally arrest someone in the brutal murder of 88 year-old Dephine Farmer, or maybe it will speed up releasing information to the public, like the name of dead body found on a hiking trail on November 14th that still hasn’t been publicly identified nearly a month later. Actually, I think that kind of stuff could probably be handled by regular, competent, investigative police work. Do we have THAT in Missoula?
Or, more likely, do we have the kind of cops who eagerly arrest people like ME for all the very serious criminal acts I’ve been involved in, like being too poor to fix a headlight, too angry to be in a relationship with a professional victim, and too invested in uncovering the dynamics that allow a “coroner” to remove someone from life support in a private hospital room without first notifying family.
It’s always interesting to see who gets rewarded for loyalty, and who gets targeted. One of the first cops on the scene when Sean Stevenson was allegedly assaulted by JUST Johnny Lee Perry inside the Poverello Center now writes the press releases for the Missoula Police Department while ignoring my substantive inquires about the suspicious death of my co-worker, Leah Hartley.
Isn’t that interesting?
To wrap this up, my analysis is that until we deal with the very real CIA tentacles that have slithered around this part of the country for decades, badges in Montana are just the cucks of intelligence, and this “intelligence” has been taking this country in a very bad direction for a very long time.
Thanks for reading!