Do Immigrants Have A Hotline To Missoula’s Mayor?

by Travis Mateer

I learned SO MUCH by watching our Mayor conduct last Monday’s City Council meeting, like how this week is Constitution week, but instead of using my free speech to speculate whether or not our Mayor is stupid cunt, I’m going to speculate on how our Mayor found out about a SERIOUS TRAGEDY that occurred in our AMAZING community recently. Please prepare yourselves for what I’m about to disclose.

Because of the TERRIBLE rumor going around about Haitian immigrants dining on feline fettuccine, someone allegedly said SOMETHING MEAN to an immigrant here in Missoula. Even WORSE, this immigrant was accompanied by her child. OH THE INHUMANITY OF IT ALL!!!

Somehow our Mayor found out about this terrible injustice (perhaps through a special hotline) and then she found a way to squeeze in a lecture to our Missoula community about how AWFUL mean words can be. The real hilarity of this little lecture, though, is how it came right after Mayor Davis acknowledged that a second assassination attempt appears to have occurred over the weekend, and how this political violence is UNTOLERABLE.

I’ve known for awhile that WORDS are more important to this Missoula community than actual ACTIONS, which is why the Missoula County Sheriff’s Office has been able to successfully euthanize and shoot dead two black men in this community without any significant outrage expressed by the virtue signalers.

Isn’t this amazing? If I had more patience I would have waited for the whole video to load to ensure the FULL lecture got documented, but I’m saving all my patience for court.

Yesterday I was outside a coffee shop having a vigorous conversation with a fellow artist about what I’m dealing with when a bystander inserted themselves. Were they horrified at the political retaliation I was describing? No, it was my use of the word CUNT that caused the consternation. I told this person about that old document we’re celebrating this week, then I asked this person if they knew what happened to the dead niggers I’ve been investigating for the last 4 years. They didn’t, so I told them.

If Mayor Andrea Davis really cared about the immigrant experience in America she would acknowledge that bringing people to one of the LEAST AFFORDABLE PLACES is probably not a greatest idea (emphasis mine):

Before the pandemic, there were 20 states that were considered affordable as a whole under the group’s definition, including the presidential election swing states of Michigan, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin. As of this year, there is none. Even the states with the closest match between income and home prices — Iowa, West Virginia, Ohio, Indiana and Michigan — didn’t make the cut.

Since the pandemic, two states, Montana and Idaho, have surpassed California as the most unaffordable states for local homebuyers, according to the analysis. Hawaii and Oregon round out the list of the five least affordable states.

Gee, how could anyone have anticipated this affordability crisis for poor immigrants? Maybe the citizen journalist who wrote this post in 2016: Missoula’s Refugee Charade Continues.

In conclusion, I really hope Missoula isn’t a retarded community run by stupid cunts, but I’m struggling to find evidence to the contrary. If you appreciate my persistence in asking these tough questions, please consider donating to Travis’ Impact Fund (TIF). Any little bit helps.

Thanks for reading!