The Urban Crisis Camping Ordinance Passed Despite A Literary Threat From Stephanie Land

by Travis Mateer

Before City Council convened last night, I biked to Jacob’s Island to examine an urban camp I saw some pictures of on Facebook. The sign pictured above claims the area “appears abandoned”, but I saw a familiar bike with a trailer when I poked around, and the owner of this bike, if it’s who I’m thinking of, has been seen being verbally abusive to an older Native American woman.

Is enabling a drunk, abusive white man the goal of the virtue signalers? No, of course not, the majority of comments last night claimed NOT allowing urban campers to do whatever they want along the riverfront is the inhumane thing to do, and one commenter brazenly accused the pro-ordinance Council members of KILLING homeless people if this thing passes. Please.

I endured listening to comment after comment while laying in my box truck, getting more and more agitated at the obnoxious virtue-signaling on display. Then Stephanie Land came to the mic.

The threat came after Land told Council how many people have been exposed to her personal narrative of poverty after the man she chose to procreate with turned mean–100 million when you combine readers and viewers of the Netflix adaptation, which Land is an Executive Producer of–isn’t that amazing?

Stephanie Land’s third book, which she writing now, is where the threat comes into play because Land explicitly told Council last night that what was happening in Council chambers would be in her book. Oh really, Stephanie? Then how about I make a comment about the dead niggers this town wants to ignore?

I’m sorry, did I say something triggering, dear reader?

Don’t worry, I didn’t tell City Council and their virtue-signaling opponents last night that Missoula continues to treat the family of Sean Stevenson like a bunch of niggers who should just accept the fact that black men can be euthanized by the Sheriff’s Office in this liberal town, but if I had, how many liberal heads would have exploded?

So many intelligent-sounding people made their intelligent-sounding comments last night, then I spoke and reminded the audience that drug trafficking is BAD and human trafficking is BAD because I’m not sure that the fundamental reality of cartel-connected drug warfare on America’s streets is a reality these virtue-signalers are capable of grappling with.

I also reminded the audience that the Homeless Outreach Program was MY PROGRAM from the time of its inception to the time I left my position at the shelter in 2016. Does that count for anything? It should.

Later this week my profile on Ellie Boldman will hit, and I hope it hits hard. My former employer who enabled that individual is also on notice after politicizing a homeless corpse last week. Is it on? Yes, it’s on, so get ready.

If you’d like to assist my continued narrative assault on the narrative controllers in this town, Travis’ Impact Fund (TIF) is waiting for your donation.

Thanks for reading, things are about to get HOT!