by Travis Mateer
Earlier this week I exhibited an impressive degree of restraint when, at Break Espresso, I saw our County Commissioner meeting with Skiggy, our newspaper editor. Part of being able to have this impressive restraint is the fact I now have weekly pieces published at Western Montana News, so that’s where you’ll need to go if you want to know more about my WMI (Weapon of Mass Instruction).
When you click the link to read my piece you’ll see a notorious German man with a mustache next to Ernie, the muppet. This is just a small glimpse of my powerful weapon for fighting the culture war, a weapon more powerful than a THOUSAND MEMES!
If you’re feeling a little sad that exclusive content is appearing on a conservative-leaning news site, don’t worry, I’m goddamn prolific and have a new song inspired by our County Commissioner you can listen to ONLY here, at Zoom Chron.
But before I get to my original tune, here’s the opportunity to support the most Gonzo of journalists here in Zoom Town: Travis’ Impact Fund (TIF).
Thanks for reading!
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