Is Jesse Laslovich A Stand Up Comedian?

by Travis Mateer

No, technically speaking, Jesse Laslovich is Montana’s state attorney, but with all the headlines he generates seemingly focusing solely on HATE crimes, I’m beginning to appreciate Laslovich as an unintentional stand-up comedian establishing a post-justice WOKE criminal justice system for his Federal handlers, the post-justice Biden administration.

While I do fascinating work identifying REAL white supremacists in Montana, Jesse Laslovich is talking about STICKERS. Let’s take a look at this hilarity featuring a discussion up in Great Falls where that odd incident happened at the military base recently, and where one of Sheriff Slaughter’s men shot and killed someone recently. From the link:

In early January 2024 the Great Falls Public Library discovered anti-Semitic, neo-Nazi stickers had been inserted into at least 16 books. At the same time a video surfaced on at hate group internet chat site that showed the racist literature being placed in the books at the Great Falls Public Library.

It was only the most recent in a string of racist propaganda which infiltrated Great Falls in recent months, including anti-Semitic stickers placed in public spaces around this community, leaflets left on vehicle windshields, and sandwich bags filled with popcorn and scripts of racial slurs thrown onto neighborhood lawns and doorsteps.

The lasting effect of these attempts at racial propaganda might be small, but is an increasing trend which prompted the Great Falls Public Library to launch its “Hate Has No Home Here’ campaign.

It gets even funnier when you understand, like I do, the political connections this guy has to the Democratic machine here in Montana, which this Wikipedia entry gets close to (emphasis mine):

On January 26, 2022, President Joe Biden announced his intent to nominate Laslovich to be the United States attorney for the District of Montana. On January 31, 2022, his nomination was sent to the United States Senate. On May 12, 2022, his nomination was reported out of committee by voice vote. On May 17, 2022, his nomination was confirmed in the Senate by voice vote. He was sworn in by U.S. District Judge Dana L. Christensen on June 2, 2022.

What is Laslovich’s connection? Well, his cousin is the chief of staff for Senator Jon Tester, the Montana Democrat who MUST win his reelection if Democrats want to keep the Senate, so OF COURSE Laslovich is going around Montana talking about STICKER hate crimes while continuing to ignore how black men, like Sean Stevenson and Johnny Lee Perry, can literally be euthanized and executed by the Missoula County Sheriff’s Office with little to no outrage among Missoula’s WOKE narrative controllers.

Isn’t that fucked up?

Instead of being ANGRY about this insanity all the time, I’m trying to develop my own stand-up comedy routine, especially considering my criminal charges are loosely connected to Laslovich’s extended family. Isn’t that fucked up?

Now that murderous misandry is a part of the woke messaging coming from popular culture, I don’t expect anything close to justice to come from what I’ve experienced since last summer, when the threats of legal action materialized. I’m surprised local media hasn’t picked up on the story yet, since this would be a GREAT OPPORTUNITY to further undermine the local work I’ve done, work which has earned me just enough local fame to make me too famous to sue anyone defaming my name with their media propaganda platforms.

All this work to stop me is pretty funny, but will it translate to hilarity from the stage? I’m working on it, but it’s probably NOT a good idea to try and make a story where I use the N-BOMB to short-circuit the cognitive functioning of a local politician into a story where laughing at some point ensues, because it probably won’t.

Instead, here’s some poetic alchemy I used to document the failed hostage-taking efforts of local developer, Max Wolf, who thought he could strong-arm this community into letting him poop out some town homes in exchange for rehabilitating a piece of Missoula’s history at Fort Missoula. I’m SO HAPPY to report that Wolf’s expectations were WRONG and, for now, the historical integrity of this tiny slice of Missoula is safe.

https://vimeo.com/917159664?share=copy

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