A What If

by William Skink

I was listening to Democracy Now yesterday and Amy Goodman’s run-down of the headlines included how many top-brass are supposedly in quarantine.

AMY GOODMAN: As President Trump continues to battle COVID-19 from the White House after leaving the hospital on Monday, at least 11 White House officials and their aides have tested positive for the virus. The people around him, it’s more like two dozen. On Tuesday, Trump’s anti-immigrant senior adviser Stephen Miller became the latest high-level official to announce a positive test. The disease has also reached the highest echelons of the U.S. military. Joint Chiefs of Staff Chair Mark Milley and several other senior members of the Pentagon’s leadership are quarantining, after the vice commandant of the U.S. Coast Guard, Admiral Charles Ray, tested positive.

I had a sudden thought–what if the “highest echelons of the U.S. military” are feigning quarantine as they position themselves for the real October surprise, which would be some insane strike on Iran or something equally insane and apocalyptic.

The next few weeks are going to be anxiety-filled. Take care of yourselves and try to be kind to those around you.

Oh Deer

by William Skink

The deer made absolutely no effort to move from the path of my motorized vehicle. It just stood there in the middle of the street, staring. I finally had to lay on the horn to get the dumb animal to mobilize its meat sticks to the sidewalk.

I rolled up to the cul-de-sac where my parents live as the deer ambled on to their relatively new neighbor’s yard, the neighbors from California. When I tell my mom about the deer, she tells me she suspects the new neighbors are feeding them.

The next time I see mom, she has confirmation. She herself has witnessed the deliberate tossing of apples into the yard. For the deer.

The REAL question is what is feeding the Californians?

Death Watch

by William Skink

Trump is in your head. He is dribbling out of your fingers. You go to bed at night with his bulbous face dancing across those final conscious moments before drifting off to a restless sleep.

Is he sicker? Is he better? If he doesn’t succumb to the Covid what does that say about the pandemic? What are the pundits saying? What is Claudia Conway saying on TikTok?

I think he’s sweating underneath the makeup. I think he’s scared. Rachel told me Mussolini did the same thing. Something about strongmen and balconies.

Has Trump tweeted this morning? Has he sickened more of his aides? Can we impeach him for this?

Should we pray? This secular humanism thing is starting to feel a little empty. God, are you out there? Can you hear me? If you can hear me, God, please explain why you don’t smite this orange menace from your holy creation?

I hear days 7-10 are supposed to be the bad ones. You still have time, God. Please hear our prayers!

NIMBYs Fight The Sardine Can Master Plan While Silicon Valley Refugees Look For A Place To Call Home

by William Skink

I am not surprised by the density of housing developments popping up in different pockets of Missoula because the sardine can master planning being done by Florida consultants Dover and Kohl says that’s what should happen.

In Grant Creek, local opposition to a 400-unit apartment complex led to the planning board scuttling the project. My parents live in this area and were opposed to this development, which makes for fun dinner time conversation.

Don’t be like my mom and dad and just ignore me when I say the sardine can master planners are coming for a neighborhood near you.

For example, Lower Miller Creek NIMBYs are lawyering up to fight an announced apartment complex, but that ship has already sailed:

Miller Creek residents don’t want a 27-unit apartment complex in Lower Middle Creek, but they might not have a choice.

Ward 3 council members John Contos and Stacie Anderson have received dozens of call and emails about the apartments, but council has no say and the developer is legally allowed to build them.

“Unfortunately, at this juncture there is no opportunity for community or even city council input because this issue came before a prior council and they approved the zoning that is currently in place,” said Anderson.

Some residents have hired an attorney to see if there’s a way to pause construction.

And toward my neck of the valley, plans to do some planning are brewing:

Plans to guide nearly 20 years of development in a growing area of Missoula continue to move forward, offering what planners hope will provide an array of transportation and housing options that could keep a lid on rising costs.

Missoula city and county planners joined consultants on Tuesday night to offer members of the Consolidated Planning Board an in-depth look at the Mullan Area Master Plan. After four hours, the planning board opted to vote on the plan later in October.

Gee, I wonder who could be helping the planners plan? Could it be?

Planners are looking to avoid urban sprawl and provide housing in what many are calling the “missing middle,” which includes more affordable options ranging from condos to apartments.

“What we’re trying to do is reintroduce all these different options in the middle,” said Jason King, a planning consultant with Dover, Kohl & Partners. “You have to couple a physical plan like this with a housing plan that ensures affordability. That’s work that’s still ahead, but we’re hoping to revisit that and encourage that.”

Current growth projections estimate that Missoula will add between 1,000 and 2,000 people a year. The pressure on housing is already high given the city’s limited supply, and housing and land costs have continued to rise over much of the past decade.

“This next round of housing is going to be more expensive by every indicator,” said King. “In terms of affordability, what we’re offering is affordability by design. A lot more units will help satisfy your affordable housing problem, for a period.”

I added all that emphasis because… 1. of course it’s Dover Kohl and 2. isn’t it cool the guy planning our future has the last name KING and 3. what is exactly meant by that for a period qualifier?

Meanwhile, the narrative coming from realtors, like former Council person Annelise Hedahl, is that it’s a hyper-inflationary frenzy out there in buyer land where a Facebook person is eying Missoula over California because she can drop serious over-market cash on a house:

Hedahl has a client who works for Facebook who decided she can work from home and is trying to buy a house in Missoula.

“Her budget is pretty healthy,” Hedahl said. “She said she doesn’t think she’s ever going back to (Facebook headquarters in California), but she doesn’t plan on retiring. She might commute back and forth and maybe Airbnb the house or rent it and keep it as a summer home.”

While NIMBYs do their thing, and realtors ride the pandemic wave, our very woke County Commissioners are using their power to fight systemic racism by fiddling with how the County rates vendors it does business with. Not only does this move signal how very woke they are, this preemptive strike should insulate our county leaders from future accusations, should they arise.

Which, if the only people who can afford to live here are silicon valley refugees, they won’t.

When Toys Aren’t Toys

by William Skink

The toys that our children play with have an impact on their development and because of that impact toys are no stranger to controversy. Barbies, for example, have long been criticized for creating unrealistic body-image aspirations in the minds of young girls.

Impossibly thin waistlines seems like a quaint criticism to have in light of incredibly disturbing questions being raised about products like LOL dolls and other toys being played with by youngsters with developing brains. To see what I am talking about, this post at Vigilant Citizen has images of the most troubling examples.

The example that bothered me the most was a Poppy doll from the new Troll movie. This doll has a tummy trigger that makes 10 different phrases when pushed, but when a mom heard a sound she didn’t recognize, she took a closer look and found a button between the Poppy’s legs. When this button is pushed, sounds like gasps and giggles are emitted.

I can’t think of a benign explanation for this that makes any sense.

Is this a case of hysterical suburban moms freaking out because Qanon has them seeing satanic pedophiles everywhere, or is there maybe something to this notion that those in power are trying to normalize their proclivities?