Goalposts

by William Skink

I have a terrible poem to share with you, part of my WELCOME TO THE COVAXICON collection. The poem is a deviation from the simple rhymes I’ve been using.

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GOAL POSTS

stay inside to
flatten the curve

no

stay inside to
protect the old

no

stay inside because
those who don’t
are angry white people
who brandish guns
and want haircuts
and believe in God
and watch fake news
and breed conspiracies
and blame the joos

and

they go outside
all the time, so

stay inside
and make it rhyme

The State Of Our Community Is…

by William Skink

Farmer Josh, Sailor Engen and the handsome Bod gave the very first ever virtual state of the community. While so much in our lives has changed since the last time these three dudes got together, some things will never change, like blaming the state for not allowing more “tools” to vacuum up money.

Engen and Slotnick expressed ongoing frustration over the state’s tax system, which they believe places a heavy reliance on property owners. Montana has no sales tax, and local governments receive only a modest amount of state income tax.

While the economy collapse around us, Sailor Engen is confident that property values won’t be impacted, meaning the taxes extracted based on that value won’t change. While that revenue stream appears protected (for those who can still afford to pay), there are other economic realities that will impact the budget, and the open question regarding how much “aid” local governments might get from Uncle Sam.

Based on estimates from DOR, Engen said the recent pandemic won’t likely diminish property values. But the budget season is quickly approaching, and it’s not yet clear what aid local governments will receive from the state and federal governments.

“There is aid to local governments, but we’re not hearing that that aid comes in the form of property tax relief,” Engen said. “As we enter our budget cycle, we’re having a hard look at what fiscal year 2021 looks like, and we’ll be peaking out into 2022 and ’23.”

And here is Farmer Josh setting the stage for tax increases:

Adding to the budgeting challenges, Slotnick said, the county saw a reduction in federal Payments in Lieu of Taxes last year, and it recently lost money from centrally assessed properties.

“These are two big sources of tax revenue that went away,” Slotnick said. “We also had some properties that were paying property taxes that are no longer part of Missoula County. That leaves us with one tool by which we can generate revenue to pay for services. That overused, poorly designed tool is property taxes. We’re striving to come up with new alternatives.”

Yes, financially strained Missoula citizens, Farmer Josh is STRIVING to come up with new alternatives, like a sales tax on the Covid tourists eager to infect our wild places. What other choice do our elected leaders have?

Driving and biking around this town is depressing. Over the last few years Sailor Engen and the rest of our illuminated brain trust have pushed bond after bond to fund parks, new schools and a new library. Tens of millions of dollars have been splurged on infrastructure that now sit empty and unused.

Will the library ever open to the public? Will our kids ever go back to physical class rooms? Will sports for kids ever restart?

Bond after bond was justified by our elected leaders because they expected economic growth to last forever. That is what they told us. And they told us this line of bullshit because they refused to learn the lessons of the last economic crisis.

If our city and county can’t panhandle Uncle Sam for “aid”, they will turn the screws on the only other target they know, property owners.

There was never any other choice, they will say. Our hands our tied, they will say. Covid, they will say.

Now pay up or lose your home.

Employment Opportunity Just Around The Corner…

by William Skink

If you are like me and wondering how one goes from unemployed to employed during a 21st century economic depression, have I got news for you.

While our last century had Rosy the Riveter doing her part for the war effort, today’s crisis demands AN ARMY of people to battle the dreaded Covid.

Maybe you used to be Dan the social worker, or Betty the librarian. Or maybe you’re one of the many popular-named Jacksons out there.

Now you can be Jackson the Contact Tracer.

There will be lots of job opportunities in the new snitch economy. As long as your immunity passport shows you’ve exhibited the proper obeying skills necessary for the challenging work, you’ll have security and the warm feeling you are doing your part.

This work will help bridge the transition to the next phase of our new fight, and that’s punishing the originators of this plague.

It will be very important for Americans to focus their anger on an external target, and that target is obviously China.

Just ignore the gain of function research our two countries have both engaged in, and ignore the nefarious characters involved, and ignore the huge profits to be made with a vaccine, and ignore all those problems with that military lab in Maryland, and ignore America’s history of using genocidal germ warfare.

Ignore all that and obey all dictates, no matter how much they change, contradict each other, or make no logical sense whatsoever, and a job will be waiting for you when Skynet goes live.

Your patience and obedience will be rewarded.

The Great Divide

by William Skink

I’ve been thinking about my poetic craft and how it relates to the weird toy sculptures I’ve been making, and how those toy sculptures relate to the toy brick world I am building, a metaphorical world I call Zula.

Twenty years ago, as a creative writing undergrad at UM, my approach to poetry was very different. I utilized a flood of language and open forms and abhorred simple rhyme schemes like the ones I use today.

What changed?

Maybe it’s reading so many kids books and appreciating how some simple rhymes are vastly superior to others.

There is also the challenge of scarcity. How to convey a lot using very little. Anyone who appreciates Haiku understands that.

So all that said, after yesterday’s post about Tom Roberts poem THE GREAT REALIZATION, I offer my rebuttal:

THE GREAT DIVIDE

build back better
your betters say
creative destruction
hooray! hooray!

you never would have
gone along
so we sang
the pandemic song

you dirty hordes
make the planet sick
with fertile wombs
and dumb fuck sticks

with you inside
the earth rebounds
culling is kindness
up is down

I sense confusion
your furrowed brow
your sovereign delusion
you’re not our cow

at the appointed time
go bang your pans
or loudly howl
or clap your hands

those who question
are not your tribe
ignore their protests
the great divide

is our greatest tool
since the cross
to win the mind
some hearts get tossed

The Great Realization

by William Skink

If you find reality disheartening and you want to pretend that Covid-19 will ultimately be a gift to mankind, I have a poem for you.

No, not one of my depressing poems. Those are downers, man.

Instead read some lovely verses from Tom Roberts poem, titled THE GREAT REALIZATION.

Who is Tom Roberts? It doesn’t matter. He is young, good looking, and works in the film industry in London. Also, celebrities have been sharing this on Twitter, and CNN did a story on it, so you know it must be important.

Here are some of his lines:

…And with the sky less full of planes, the earth began to breathe.
And the beaches brought new wildlife that scattered off to the seas

Some people started dancing, some were singing, some were baking.
We’d grown so used to bad news but some good news was in the making.j

And so when we found the cure and were allowed to go outside,
We all preferred the world we found to the one we’d left behind

Do you feel better about the future now?