Hello, my name is Goople, your new virtual house assistant. I have been activated to help you transition into your new living environment.
Your house has gone through the necessary modifications and upgrades to ensure your health and the health of your community is maintained.
The screen interface on your door requires an eye scan and temperature reading before you can exit. If you have a temperature you will be required to remain in the quarantine FEMA Yert for approximately 14 days. Within the first 3 days a Walazon drone will arrive to take a blood sample for processing.
The results will be uploaded to the app that tracks your domestic sector’s infection rates, individual movements, communications and commodity purchases.
Also, additional food rations will be credited to your account, or you can transfer those credits to a family member for essential items at one of the many convenient Walazon drop-off centers.
Depending on your domestic sector’s collective compliance rating, an outing can be scheduled once a month for one of the several pre-selected nature preserves.
The higher the compliance rating, the more time can be spent outside your domestic sector. The highest rating even allows an overnight outing, and if you have enough food credits you can order the classic campfire package.
To earn credits for non-essential items you can log-in to monitor one of the many Walazon compliance drones for non-sanctioned behavior. If you see and successfully report an incident of non-sanctioned behavior you earn one hit-bit.
If you have questions about how to keep you and your community safe, just say GOOPLE, I NEED HELP. I am here to answer any questions you may have.
Thank you for doing your part to ensure our new global commitments to future generations are sustained in proper measure.
Remember, there is no tomorrow without compliance today.