The Half-Ass CDC Guidelines For Homeless Shelters Across America And The Half-Ass Implementation Of Those Guidelines In Missoula

by William Skink

While there hasn’t been state leadership in regards to sheltering at home for those without homes to shelter in, the CDC has created some guidelines. NBC Montana reports on how those guidelines are being interpreted in Missoula:

New CDC guidelines for shelters calls for 3 feet of space between beds, with people sleeping head-to-toe.

Engen said Missoula’s Poverello Center homeless shelter is working to limit the number of people who stay overnight in order to comply with CDC directives.

Engen said Missoula is exploring similar options for the future.

“We’ve had conversations about our ability to use federal buildings,” Engen said. “There are a number of options; we have space at the fairgrounds.”

Right now, Engen said city leaders are focused on providing isolation rooms for homeless people displaying COVID-19 symptoms.

“We have coordinated with our incident command team to secure almost 50 hotel rooms,” Engen said.

The hotel rooms are available to isolate people as they await results of COVID-19 testing. So far, Engen said fewer than 20 people have required that service, and he said costs will be reimbursed by the Federal Emergency Management Agency.

Why is Missoula only “exploring” options “for the future”. We are in a fucking lockdown RIGHT NOW, businesses are being destroyed RIGHT NOW, people are losing their collective shit RIGHT NOW, so how about not waiting around until the homeless shelter becomes a hotspot of illness spreading the virus into jail, nursing homes and ambulances.

According to Mayor Engen nearly 20 homeless individuals have already exhibited symptoms and are isolated in hotel rooms. Has anyone tested positive yet? And what happens when someone does test positive?

Remember, we’ve been told the virus can spread BEFORE people show symptoms, so once a homeless person tests positive it should be assumed every single person at the shelter and the camps have been exposed, especially considering the impossibility of social distancing in an overcrowded shelter environment.

Montana Public Radio is also covering the homeless aspect of the pandemic. Here is an excerpt from that report:

Farr is incident commander for Missoula County’s COVID-19 response. Farr says the county has worked with the Poverello Center and a local health organization to institute a screening procedure for everyone who steps through the door. If someone shows symptoms and needs a test, they’re sent to a local hotel that has volunteered rooms for quarantine.

“But at some point we’re going to outgrow that capacity,” she says.

In interviews with shelters and service providers across Montana, finding isolation quarters for suspected or confirmed cases of coronavirus stood out as the largest, most persistent problem.

Chris Krager, executive director of Samaritan House in Kalispell, says he only has a couple units available for quarantine, and dealing with the spread of coronavirus in the shelter would be a nightmare scenario.

What will the consequences be for some of the most vulnerable in our community to have been ignored early on in this pandemic? Only time will tell.

Vermont Defines What Is Essential For It’s Stupid Little Citizens Who Don’t Know Any Better And Need The Paternal Wisdom Of The State To Not Get Sick And Die

by William Skink

The screws are tightening.

The state of Vermont is directing its retail stores (the ones allowed to remain open) to stop selling “non-essential” items.

What has the state of Vermont declared as non-essential? Here’s a list from the Burlington Free Press:

  • Arts and crafts items.
  • Beauty supplies.
  • Carpet and flooring.
  • Clothes.
  • Consumer electronics.
  • Entertainment (books, music, movies).
  • Furniture.
  • Home and garden.
  • Jewelry.
  • Paint.
  • Photo services.
  • Sports equipment.
  • Toys.

Getting things to keep your kids entertained? Non-essential. Seeds to grow your own food? Non-essential. Work out equipment to stay in shape inside your home? Non-essential. Lotion for your skin-cracking hands from over-using sanitizer? Non-essential.

If you are already at a store that sells food and the store also sells books, DVD players and soccer balls, why not allow us to buy those items?

If you want to start turning people against the concept of a lockdown to flatten the curve, start arbitrarily defining what items are essential and which ones aren’t.

I guess us lowly citizens can’t be trusted to limit our consumerism so we need the authoritarian paternalism of the state to step-in to make sure we’re not needlessly roaming Walmart for tomato seeds and People magazine.

Here in Montana I took my dog on a walk yesterday. I was met with several signs telling me how to behave on the trail. Let’s go through this bullshit sign by sign. Here’s the first one:

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I’m already confused.  People who don’t know each other already hike single file.  Is this supposed to apply to those who know each other?  If I’m out with my wife are we supposed to walk single file, or will we be allowed to walk side by side.  Ridiculous.  Here’s the next one:

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If you want to linger in your natural environment to enjoy the sights, sounds and smells of nature, get off the trail, you disease-spreading idiots!

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If someone needs to pass you, stop and wait.  Don’t do like I did and walk off trail over fallen logs because an older woman apparently didn’t see these signs and was not adhering to our new hiking rules.

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Ok.

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This is to avoid the terrifying scenario of a dog off leash that approaches another person and then the dog owner might have to get too close to that other person and maybe the dog owner isn’t wearing a makeshift mask and sneezes and then you’re dead.  So follow the rules.

And if you don’t, well, the paternalistic state will have to intervene because you stupid people couldn’t follow a few simple rules. It’s for your safety, don’t you know.

Remember, everything happening in our state right now in regards to how we are supposed to act in light of a global pandemic does not apply to homeless people. They can do whatever they want because Governor Bullock prefers to pretend like they don’t exist.

So, if I’m out hiking on a trail with my dog, or at Walmart buying a Lego set for myself (Legos are a crucial part of my self-care regimen), and I’m questioned about my actions, I’m just going to say I’m homeless and therefore exempt.

If pressed I will further explain that I used to have a home in a country called America, but it doesn’t appear I live in that country anymore. Instead I live in Amerika, an imperialist plutocracy that officially stopped pretending to be a democracy around September 11, 2001.

If you don’t understand that you also live here with me in Amerika, I bet a few more weeks of pandemic lockdown with set you straight.