by William Skink

silly, silly preppers
stocking your supplies
reading conspiracy literature
about government lies

go nibble your MREs
the economy is doing fine
central banking wisdom
is borderline divine

take your auto to the range
in head to toe fatigue
silly, silly preppers
training for the siege

go play pretend soldier
and palm your coins of gold
call yourself a patriot
fighting globalist control

you racist anti-semites!
you dumb, paranoid loons!
grab your bug out bags
and go howl at the moon!