America is Ready for Hitler 2.0

by William Skink

Donald Trump’s teflon poll numbers signify, at least for me, one thing: America is ready for Hitler 2.0, and the leading candidate to administer America’s fascist rise is El Trumpo.

This century’s Jews will be mostly Muslims, but really any dark-skinned “other” will do.

We should thank Trump for showing us where America is going. For all those who continue to think it can’t happen here, I’ll quote that Muslim Non-American squatting at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue:

YES WE CAN!!!