Did you know jokes can be weapons in a strategy to deflect attention from matters of serious importance? It’s true. That’s why I found this X post to be counterproductive to the effort of discerning what the fuck is going on in this world run by child-fuckers.
Actually, “Patel_Patriot”, Unicorns ARE symbolic of potentially sexually exploitive relationships, which is why I found the dirty stuffed unicorns at an abandoned homeless camp to be significant enough to report on in conjunction with that dead body found last November that STILL has not been publicly identified yet (link).
Before I get to the most recent news story about this area of town, let’s see what a smart lady like Jessica Banks thinks about Unicorns and how funny they can be when you imagine Jeffrey Epstein riding one bareback at fantasy island:
Jessica Banks? Yes, she’s a very smart gal with a company called Rock Paper Robot:
I don’t know if Jessica Banks knows this, but tweakers can also have kinetic furniture, and sometimes their camps, where this kinetic furniture proliferates, goes BANG, though this article doesn’t ever explain what that bang was. A gun? A bomb? A meth lab?
Shortly after 12:30 on February 7, 2026, multiple officers from the Missoula Police Department were dispatched to the Kim Williams Trail near the University of Montana campus. Dispatch received a report of gunshots being discharged near the river, followed by an individual yelling.
Sergeants from MPD and UMPD were the first two officers to arrive on scene. They spoke with two individuals who both reported hearing gunshots coming from down the trail. One of the witnesses indicated that an involved party was a transient female. Another officer observed a female walking east through the brush between the trail and the river.
She explained that she and “Curstin” were camped approximately 50-yards east. She said that she did not hear gunshots, but heard a loud “boom.” She said the disturbance occurred between herself and “Curstin” because he had pneumonia and was not taking his medication. During their interactions with the female, multiple officers reported seeing indications of impairment that would be consistent with the consumption of stimulants.
Well, what happened? Was Curstin shootin’? That little detail must not have made the report:
An officer located a tent that was near the Kim Williams trail, directly across the river from 1515 E. Broadway Street. The officer observed some movement and saw an adult male emerge from a tent. The male, who was later identified as 43-year-old Curstin Teigen, disappeared into the brush.
Because Teigen was believed to be potentially armed with a firearm, officers did not directly approach him but began making announcements for him to come out. The announcements continued from approximately 12:56 p.m. to 1:49 p.m. when a drone was utilized to find Teigen hiding in the bushes.
Teigen was lying down in a fetal position next to a tree. Teigen ultimately stood up on his own and began walking toward officers. At this point in time, officers still believed Teigen could be armed with a firearm due to the reported gunshots. For these reasons, an arrest team was put in place to immediately place Teigen into handcuffs. Teigen was informed he was being placed under arrest for obstructing a peace officer, but he was verbally and physically non-compliant with the officer’s demands.
Following a search incident to arrest, an officer located a clear plastic baggie of methamphetamine on Teigen’s person. The officer also located a piece of tin foil containing black residue, a broken glass pipe, and a pipe wrapped in a blue surgical glove.
Teigen is currently being charged with felony criminal possession of dangerous drugs, obstructing a peace officer, and criminal possession of drug paraphernalia. His bond was set at $25,000.
Another Unicorn of note in the Epstein Files is Brock Pierce, Mr. Unicorn Ventures. Sorry, Crypto-Bros, things aren’t looking good at all, are they.
Brock Pierce? Yes, Brock Pierce:
There’s so much more to report, but this is the free blog. My new research project crossed the 150 page mark, and I’m still shopping the project I completed last year, which puts Missoula into the context it deserves, so stay tuned for opportunities to obtain the long-form version of what I’m doing, where all the juicy excerpts from these things called BOOKS are contained.
And, as always, thanks for reading!
