The Winner Last Week Was Money

People in this country still seem to think voting matters. It does not. What matters is narrative control because we become the stories we tell ourselves, and the story I just got done writing will put Missoula into the context it deserves.

I also told a little story to a Boston news station and that interview should be airing soon. I talked about Monte Swanson, who I believe was murdered by Kevin Lino sometime after law enforcement FAILED to catch him as he fled the brutal murder of Jack Berry, and I talked about “hot shots”, a method of dispensing death that authorities systematically ignore.

I still haven’t received any documents related to Leah Hartley’s “accidental drowning”, but that doesn’t mean I’m giving up. I’ll be attending Leah’s memorial this Friday and I will continue looking into her death and about a dozen others our local authorities and media seem particularly incapable of dealing with.

Maybe that’s because media start-ups, like The Pulp, think women not liking fish pics on dating sites is a newsworthy topic.

On a recent night in the University District of Missoula, Karlissa Skinner, 31, was scrolling through Tinder. Swiping left and right, she meandered through the app hoping to find a man who sparked her interest. 

But rather than locking eyes with a future soulmate, she was met with the unblinking gaze of trout, bass, and other fish.

“I just couldn’t do it anymore,” she said. “There are only so many fish pics a girl can take.” 

Are fish pics on dating apps really a story anyone gives a shit about? Or would women in Missoula prefer some critical reporting on why so many of their female peers seem accident prone and incapable of swimming once they hit the water?

Last week’s election saw the uppity left and uppity right get electorally cancelled, so adios Danny C. and Sandra V., your services of thinking outside the bubble are no longer needed. Missoula is FULL STEAM AHEAD with hotels and Tax Increment Financed grass for the library roof.

You know, retarded shit that takes money, which was the real winner of last week’s election.

I don’t have any money because I haven’t played nice since the Sheriff’s Office murdered Sean Stevenson and Johnny Lee Perry, and that has come with significant costs for me, but after finishing my manuscript last night, it’s worth it.

I can’t wait to start talking to more people OUTSIDE Missoula to explain how a town like this can get so utterly corrupt, that its “liberal” leadership can literally ignore patterns of death and the possibility of an actual serial killer while their retarded policies make everything less affordable.

Thanks to those who have reached out to make sure I’m not in jail or dead. I am more alive and dangerous to those abusing corrupt power than ever, so stay tuned, I’ll definitely be posting more now that my first draft is done.

Thanks for reading!