The Mayoral Funeral Attended By A Thousand Guests And Seven Hundred City Employees

by Travis Mateer

Yesterday morning I got as close to Mayor Engen’s baseball stadium funeral as I felt comfortable in order to provide an on-the-ground report about the Mayoral send-off. The video clip I recorded references the significant amount of city employees who appeared to be “on the clock” to make this event possible.

The number I got of employees involved in this send off–over 700 of them–came from Mayor Engen’s best friend, Michael Belusci. Considering how desperate the financial situation is for so many Missoulians, I don’t think ignoring the cost of Engen’s send off is a good idea. So I won’t.

As a poet educated at the University of Montana, my eulogy is a little different than Senator Tester’s, or the former Mayor of Missoula, Mike Kadas, who made a tasteless fat/drunk comment about our dead Mayor. I guess that makes sense coming from the coward who hid at an undisclosed location during the tumultuous Hells Angels visit in 2000, which resulted in over 100 arrests of local citizens unhappy with a militarized police presence in our liberal utopia.

So here’s the poem. Adios, Mayor.

reporting for the paper
didn't fill the hole
John, he was a joker
to hide a hurting soul
he moved us like a waistline
lacking self control
townships are for bumpkins
a city was his goal

I'm stepping over needles
and bodies under tarps
a stadium awaits
beyond the grocery carts
Broadway got a diet
his belly got a knife
on the city plan
to extend his life

for what, I'm left to wonder
to disappear our town?
to actualize a fiction 
standing upside down?
no more empty words
making hopeful sounds
you finally made your exit
to rot beneath the ground

no more soaring platitudes 
the Ice Queen scans the crowd
Senators and Governors 
offer up their clout
colleagues of the game
pretend he did his best
posturing like peacocks 
with narcissistic zest 

meanwhile little citizens
go about their day
keeping shut their mouths
if nothing nice to say
we're like that in the west
even towns on zoom
wondering if our tolerance
is running out of room