by Travis Mateer
America has a problem with Covid, and the problem is our leaders aren’t doing enough to punish the unvaxxed for their terrible choice to kill people with their freedom.
I’m afraid using subtle coercive measures just isn’t working. For example, my oldest kid wanted to go with his classmates on a school trip, but, since he’s unvaxxed, he would have to take a test 3 days before the trip. If his test were to come back positive, he wouldn’t be allowed to go and, more importantly, we wouldn’t get ANY of our money back. The trip cost nearly a thousand bucks.
Austria isn’t fucking around like America is with their dirty unvaxxed. Maybe it’s because they have a history of identifying dirty types of people and taking care of them with advanced “solutions”. Here is a description of Austria’s solution for the unvaxxed:
Austrian Chancellor Alexander Schallenberg on Sunday announced the country is placing millions of people who aren’t fully vaccinated for COVID-19 on lockdown starting Monday.
About 65 percent of the Central European nation’s population is vaccinated, according to government data. Under the measures revealed on Sunday, unvaccinated people are ordered to stay at home except for limited reasons.
The rules, the government said, will be enforced by police officers who will be out on the streets carrying out spot-checks on people who are in public. Unvaccinated people are already excluded from entertainment venues, bars, restaurants, and similar venues and businesses.
Good job, Austria! That’s how you show these dirty motherfuckers who is boss! Don’t want a jab? Then don’t leave the fucking house. Fantastic. Here’s more from this brave nation’s courageous stand against the non-compliant unvaxxed:
Interior Minister Karl Nehammer said there will be thorough police checks and fines of up to 1,450 euros ($1,660) for breaches, and all interactions with the police will include checking people’s vaccination status. The move drew considerable condemnation online, with some commentators noting that it would severely limit freedom of movement for potentially millions of people.
“As of tomorrow, every citizen, every person who lives in Austria must be aware that they can be checked by the police,” Nehammer told the news conference.
I know we have an Austria-like dream team just waiting for the opportunity to cleanse our community of the threat posed by the unvaxxed. Here are some of the people and their potential roles in keeping Missoula safe.
State Rep. Danny Tenenbaum will lead the undercover team infiltrating church congregations, where many of the unvaxxed gather together to find strength in their faith. He will be joined by Maggie Bornstein, the one-time intern at the Montana Human Rights Network who helped make sure electoral threats, like Jacob Elder and J. Kevin Hunt, were neutralized. Now, Bornstein will be leading the college campus effort across our Big Sky state to find and neutralize the college-aged unvaxxed.
Further help identifying and neutralizing the unvaxxed could be accomplished with the help of Grace Decker. With her school-board position and her non-profit job, I envision Decker will be a crucial leader in establishing the machinery to jab ALL kids at school. Decker can also help create the child-snitch program where kids will be incentivized with technology devices to snitch on non-compliant parents.
Missoula is a unique community with an interesting history that can be revived at Ft. Missoula. That’s right, last century this land was used as an internment camp during WWII, and now that legacy needs to be REBORN so that the unvaxxed who continue threatening us can be sequestered away from normal society.
I can only hope our County Commissioners will be on board. I know the two white guys will have no problem with doing what is needed to show the unvaxxed what’s what, but I’m not as sure that the indigenous woman will be 100% bought in, considering her ancestors history with illness and blankets and such.
If there is any hint of hesitancy from the female Native American, then the brain-clean team led by professor Tobin Miller Shearer could be deployed. Tobin is the director of African American studies at what remains of the college of humanities and sciences at UM, and he led the effort to destroy Missoula’s Day of the Dead event a few years ago. He is DEFINITELY the right white guy for the job.
I’m excited for these opportunities for the Covidians to flex their woke-muscles in service to the convicted felons of Big Pharma. I’m sure their deep reservoirs of caring will come through and show the hateful bigots like me what TRUE EMPATHY looks like.
Exciting times! Thanks for reading!