Dallas Cops Dead, Lid Pops Off

by William Skink

So a former US Congressperson tweeted this after what happened in Dallas tonight:

3 Dallas cops killed, 11 wounded.

This is now war. Watch out Obama. Watch out black lives matter punks. Real America is coming after you.

I guess this is how America will tear itself apart, along racial lines that obscure the class war this has always been about. Divide and conquer never worked so easy.

Last week I went up north to spend a few a days by the lake, then down to Spokane to see family. Despite them being conservative and Christian and all that (a few are even Trump supporters) I passed a pleasant day with them and their suspiciously well-behaved kids without incident.

The way things are going in this world, and the books I’ve been reading as of late, have me more sympathetic than ever with biblical end-times speculation, like prophecies fulfilled and such. I’m finishing up a great story now about how Nimrod was a giant-hybrid building a stargate known as the Tower of Babel, and right now in modern times there are lots of known inter-dimensional portals around the world that Satanists are trying to open, which accounts for UFOs and all other manner of supernatural occurrences, which will only get more frequent as we approach armageddon.

Because why the fuck not?

The situation in Dallas is ongoing as I write this. The best I can think to do is go the fuck to sleep and tomorrow just ignore the eruptions that will occur.

Yeah right.

About Travis Mateer

I'm an artist and citizen journalist living and writing in Montana. You can contact me here: willskink at yahoo dot com
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