Guest Post: Nihilists For Hillary

Guest Post by Freddy S. Neechy, founder of N.O.T.H.I.N.G. (Nihilism Offers Truthful Honest Insight Negating God)

Hey friends, I am so welcome for the chance to tell you about my excitement for presidential candidate Hillary Clinton. Not since killing Tsarist bastard Alexander II have nihilists been so gun-ho over big opportunity for more to share in the meaningless nothing that is existence.

First, thank you pal and great blogger William Skink for this important platform in Montana to say loud and proud, VOTE HILLARY!!! We here in Mother Russia were sad that blogger Skink might miss this chance to sink America into lawless hell since by not voting at all. Surely, based on his writings (which we read very closely) he very much hates America, so sinking America into lawless hell must be his true desire. We have sent him in private emails pictures of scenic plenty awaiting for him if he helps us by voting for Hillary on June 7th in Montana.

All readers of this blog who dream of releasing your crazy desires on dystopian American landscape, how amazing are these times we are seeing, am I right? VOTE HILLARY and count your ammunition rounds.

Don’t even talk to my hand about Bernie or Donald, American blog readers. Bernie makes hope seem still burning and Donald, well, Putin has a great many pictures of Donald, which is why he always says such nice things about Putin.


Putin can’t believe his luck and has already planted in America many lethal Russian mail-order-brides you sad American men keep buying, and they know from careful conditioning true meaning of meaninglessness after education camp teaches them good.

Hillary and her Neocon friends will be much easy to get into war with Mother Russia, and we are ready to survive nuclear winter because strategic partnership with China built over decades makes us strong in ways America will soon discover.


About Travis Mateer

I'm an artist and citizen journalist living and writing in Montana. You can contact me here: willskink at yahoo dot com
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1 Response to Guest Post: Nihilists For Hillary

  1. Steve W says:

    Sorry Nihilists for Hillary;

    Sould Hill win the nomination in Philly, i’m writing in Jill Stein which is by far more nihilistic than a vote for Hill. And Hill will never even win MT in the general in the first place, nor will Stien.

    There is no way you can get more nihilistic than that. But good luck trying.

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