An Inconvenient Homeless Corpse?

by Travis Mateer

UPDATED BELOW

Did someone die on this bus bench last Thursday morning?

That’s what I’m trying to confirm after getting notified by a source that a firetruck had responded to a body covered by a blanket during the early morning hours of December 5th. My source said he watched the fire crew life the person off the bench and the person remained frozen in a sitting position. Kind of sounds like a corpse to me.

After not getting a response last week, I sent another email to the person who should be able to tell me if coroner services have been utilized for a body.

See how hard I’m trying to be a civil citizen journalist? I’m even using the preferred HOUSELESS term, which I think is incredibly stupid. But, when in Rome…

There’s a chance that someone dying outside represents a narrative threat to the Homeless Industrial Complex (HIC), since a big beneficiary of the HIC made a point to say how PROUD they were that no one died because of the weather two years ago (emphasis mine):

While I simply try to confirm the existence of a dead HOUSELESS person, the acquittal of Daniel Penny sent a strong message to the virtue-signalers regarding the joke of the criminal justice system: don’t use it to punish someone for intervening and subduing a person enabled by a system incapable of dealing with reality.

Predictably, a threat of violence was immediately issued against Penny.

I don’t know how many people understand this, but those living on the streets can be VERY unstable and dangerous, and it doesn’t have to be a male exhibiting physically threatening behavior, it could be a mentally ill woman who kidnapped a developmentally delayed family member and used her disability money to travel around the northwest.

When THAT type of woman became fixated on ME, I started getting letters handwritten in cursive and making claims that I was a rapist and that Chuck Norris was my REAL father. This woman even photo-copied pages from Chuck Norris’ biography, which she of course checked out at the local library.

When I started receiving letters at my HOME address with specific references to my wife (now ex-wife) and kids, I started getting pretty worried.

When someone dies houseless, like Jordan Neely or Johnny Lee Perry, family members who SHOULD take some responsibility for the social mess they helped make sometimes see DIFFERENT types of opportunities, like monetizing their alleged “grief”. That’s what it appears Jordan Neely’s dad is doing (emphasis mine):

The family of Jordan Neely is moving forward with a civil lawsuit against Daniel Penny after the Marine veteran was found not guilty by a jury on Monday.

The Manhattan jury acquitted the 26-year-old man of criminally negligent homicide after the more serious manslaughter charge was dismissed because the jury was deadlocked on that count.

Neely’s family decried the jury’s decision outside of court, with his father demanding action against a “rigged” system.

“I just want to say, I miss my son. My son didn’t have to go through this. I didn’t have to go through this either. It hurts, really, really hurts,” Andre Zachary said.

Is the system rigged? Of course it is. Is Andre Zachary a good father or disgusting opportunist? I don’t know, being a father in this culture is kinda fucked, but at least MY crazy homeless fans think of me fondly during those days that can be hard for a divorced father, as this Father’s Day card I received years ago shows:

So, here’s to all the fathers out there. I’m sure destroying the masculine archetype of the protector will ultimately be good for society because, with Daddy out of the way, the STATE can become our Daddy, and we all know how caring and nurturing the STATE is for humans, right?

As for mothers, well, I’m sure not ALL of them kidnap retarded family members for the disability money, then hallucinate celebrity lineages and sexual assaults, but for the ones who do, I’m hoping Daddy State has created some very special housing for you.

If you appreciate the perspective I’ve taken some hard knocks in order to develop, please consider donating to Travis’ Impact Fund (TIF). Any little bit helps, like the $10 dollar donation that just rolled in 12 hours ago, which was a very nice way to start my Tuesday.

Thanks for reading!

UPDATE

I got a response that felt evasive to me, though I’ll admit I stopped giving the Missoula County Sheriff’s Office the benefit of the doubt years ago.

For some reason, something still doesn’t feel right about this. Would it be possible to not call a death until someone who is extremely hypothermic is taken to the ER, and the death handled there?

My source is pretty confident about what he saw, but so was a different source who claimed a body was found along the river by his pawn shop, the same area where a body was found by the sewage treatment plant.

Unless anything new emerges, it doesn’t appear that anyone succumbed to the elements on this bench on December 5th. I guess this is a good one to be wrong about.