While idly scrolling Insta this morning I came across an unfamiliar name who is ALL OVER the Epstein Files. Who is Jeff Koons, I wondered, and why are people spending millions of dollars on his shitty art?
When I added “Montana” to the mix I discovered Jeff Koons and his “muse”, Lady Gaga, came to Montana over a decade ago for a little shindig at the Yellowstone Club.
If you read the comments to the right you will read that, according to “tatanga.co”, Montana…”has a way of pulling the right people in.“
“There’s nothing like it,” she says.
Five years before Gaga and Koons flew to Montana to talk about art, Koons was in Missoula talking about art. I wonder if laundering money for human traffickers who fuck children was a part of the polite conversation that evening?
What Koons talked about at the Yellowstone Club never made it out to the public, as this society piece coyly notes:
The Daily Mail reports that Jeff Koons and his muse Lady Gaga (or was it the other way around?) went on a little vacation last Friday. Not too shocking to hear, except they didn’t head to the Hamptons, Aspen, or some Mediterranean island, but rather to Montana. While the tabloid was largely concerned with a certain nipple-bearing selfie Gaga posted to her Instagram account while en route, we’re far more curious as to what the art stars were doing so far afield.
It seems the destination was Big Sky, where Koons was giving a talk at the Yellowstone Club, a luxury residential community. Gaga also brought along her pup, Asia, who posed for a picture with the pair.
Unfortunately, this mysterious “group chat” that Koons participated in doesn’t appear to have been documented anywhere other than Gaga’s Instagram feed, so we’ll just have to take her word for it. And while Montana isn’t exactly known for its bustling contemporary art scene, The Yellowstone Club is an exclusive resort and residential domain that charges an estimated $250,000 just to join (plus the cost of a $5–35 million mountainside home, as well as annual dues), so we imagine the duo felt right at home.
Yeah, I bet they did.
Before I get to the Epstein File excerpts I’ve curated for this post (art people love the word “curate”), let’s see what the current exhibits at the Missoula Art Museum look like to get a feel for where the art hosts of Jeff Koons in 2009 are at in 2026:
If I had to choose one word to describe what I’m looking at that word would be death because I see buffalo skulls, a pyramid-shaped skull, and an ugly hammer shaped blob that makes me think of the guy who brutally murdered a woman with a hammer two years ago, then drove her corpse to a gas station where he was arrested, something that rarely seems to happen to members of the Epstein network.
The Koons references in the Epstein files range from casual dinner plans to more formal invitations to the privileged spaces where rich Russians and Saudi royals co-mingle. I’ll start with the more formal description of Koons’ work, then show the more friendly side of these “art lovers”:
To answer the question posed by the title of this post, Montana is a safe space for demons because they appear confident nothing bad will happen to them here. Since the only figure local media seemed interested in writing about was the dinosaur guy, Jack Horner–and since the best writing on the Big Sky connections to Epstein is coming from a blogger with an ankle monitor (me), it makes sense that Montana is a very popular destination location for the rotten wealth destroying this country from within.
Speaking of wealth (or the lack thereof), the money crumbs I’ve been soliciting from readers through my GoFundMe page is apparently giving one reader this result:
If you are seeing this “Bad Gateway” result, feel free to email me at willskink at yahoo dot com, or let me know in the comments. I wouldn’t be surprised if this meager effort at raising funds was also somehow being targeted.
Thanks for reading!
