Pakistan claims they shot down five Indian Air Force fighter Jets in this week’s bitchin’ military conflict between the two nuclear-armed states. But India denies its planes were really shot down, presumably alleging that those dumb pakis are incapable of shooting down India’s invincible and badass killer aircraft, but that maybe a few fell out of the sky totally on their own, and that their handsome, hung pilots ejected, impregnated some Pakistani bitches and crip walked home.
Some of you may be getting pumped to finally watch the Nuclear war we’ve been promised for decades, but of course you’re forgetting rule number one.
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS.
You and I have been through this whole drama once already… very recently when it was Iran and Israel who were supposed to be on the brink of mutually assured nuclear destruction.
But as much as I love to advocate for glassing Israel, I might be EVEN MORE PUMPED for a little India/Pakistan conflagration, just as a method of population control.
So many of the problems of modern civilization HAVE solutions, but we’re all jammed up because the people in a position to pursue those solutions pursue them in a shallow, manipulative, or performative manner. Travis was recently telling you all about our little socialist city council duo and their effort to fund a shelter for homeless dope fiends to fent nod and kill each other to the tune of 3 million taxpayer dollars.
My immediate reaction (a performatively offensive one of course) was that I think the Johnson Street Shelter could actually pay for itself if the city would sell permits to hunt the junkies and criminals who the shelter caters to, or maybe if we just pitted the homeless against each other in gladiatorial combat for fun and profit. But I actually do have opinions about socialist policy that’s not entirely motivated by my tendency towards shock schlock.
I think the whole reason socialism has SO LITTLE appeal to real people right now is that people like Daniel Carlino and Kristen Jordan, who are the posterchildren for the movement these days, keep trying to use socialist policy for the benefit of the people who are absolutely the most checked out from participation in real society. They’re pitching programs for people at rock bottom and suggesting the people at the middle of the pile foot the bill, when what they SHOULD be doing is thinking up programs that would actually benefit the middle of the pile. Faith and trust in government is so low that I think there’s tremendous appetite for programs that actually benefit real citizens (read: not-dope-fiends).
A middle-out approach would probably be a welcome strategy if Danny and Kristen are interested in actually enacting a socialist agenda. “From each according to his ability. To each according to his need” goes the phrase from socialism/communism’s daddy bear Karl Marx, and frankly a dope fiend doesn’t actually NEED the shelters or any of the other services people like Danny and Kristen are falling all over themselves to offer. The needle is literally all he NEEDS (or pipe or suppository or whatever). That’s what makes him a fucking dope fiend. And it doesn’t really leave him much ABILITY to contribute much else to society anyway, and that’s okay.
My performative shock schlock habit gives me a realism, open-mindedness, and honesty that elected officials like Danny and Kristen feel like they can’t afford to express. Its not that I think we have a psychopathy deficit in our political class, its just that they’re all concerned with not looking like psychopaths when that’s what we literally elect them to do, so fuck it. Get on with it.
But this article wasn’t supposed to be about my desire to hunt homeless people (even though the hunting tourism strategy is literally saving the rhinoceroses right now).
This article was SUPPOSED to be about the deep craving for nuclear war between India and Pakistan. You’ve struggled through my tangential rantings this far, so I’ll be insanely concise.
Overpopulation. Its a problem.
Mass Migration. Its a problem.
The first problem is the root cause of the second problem (cuck types in government who conflate genetically suicidal immigration policies with moral decency are what enables the first problem to cause the second problem).
Overpopulation and Mass Migration is an especially huge problem when it comes to Indians and Pakistanis (and Bangladeshis too for that matter).
Nuclear bombs are really good at blowing up cities.
There’s a lot of people (in this case Indian and Pakistani people) in cities.
If India and Pakistan start nuking the shit out of each other, there will be a lot less of them to make a fuss about H-1B visas and trying to move to western countries.
Too bad NOTHING EVER HAPPENS.
GET SOME! GET SOME! GET SOME!
– Freeman Tao