The Punks Who Call Themselves Progressives Are Craven Bootlickers Refusing To Leverage Their Power For A Vote On Medicare For All

by William Skink

My poet persona is authoring this post today in honor of the gutless political cowards known as “progressives”. These pathetic pretenders like to say all the right things for the cameras, but when it comes down to ACTUALLY FLEXING THEIR POWER in a well-timed, strategic demand to get a vote on Medicare for All in exchange for Pelosi getting crowned speaker, well, just watch how they roll today.

To help remind us of this critical moment when progressives failed to fight for their supporters, here is a poem for posterity:

odd that the squad
won’t demand votes
their Medicare baby
can’t live on hope 

but now’s not the time 
whines AOC
and Jimmy Dore’s words
are like violence to me

all fake progressives 
quake in their shoes
nuzzling Nancy
so the ice queen won’t lose

these are your fighters
these fuckers who lie
pretending they’ll fight 
while fingering the pie